Truck Porn

Gratuitous depictions and scenes of beautifully outrageous, never before seen trucks. Like the semi trucks seen on Big Rig Videos.

Have you seen Lil Ray's new truck build? It was featured on Big Rig Videos... "Yeah, it's straight up Truck Porn".

by AsphaltDragon October 21, 2017

gorilla porn

never, ever, search this up. (also, you'll start to sadsturbate when you see how big the gorilla's cock truly is.

John: what the fuck were you doing watching gorilla porn!?

by amanthatlivesinyourbasement June 13, 2017

toaster porn

it means anal. "the longer its in the browner it gets."

i watched some toaster porn last night.

by death0930 June 24, 2016

Porn Dick

When you masturbate to much and then once you actually start to have sex you cant get hard and dont enjoy it as much

I had the worst porn dick i need to stop whackin it

by ElijahKreindel September 1, 2009

Porn on ice

Incredible idea made up by Ari Gaffen to combine Porn, with ice skating. Should get all credit if it ever becomes a reality.

Man, i really need to see some porn on ice.

by Ari February 10, 2003

the internet is for porn

1. Song fron Broadway play Avenue Q

2. The internet's unofficial anthem

3. A fact that will never change

Internet is for porn is one of the best songs from the play

Grab you dick and double click for porn, porn PORN!

Everyone knows that the internet is for porn

by That guy......yeah that one January 19, 2007

apple porn

The first photographs of new Apple products posted on the internet by their smug owners. Usually showing the item :- being purchased, while boxed, being opened, box packaging, box contents, the item still wrapped, the item unwrapped and powered up. Other addicts will be showing signs of jealousy/envy whilst trying to recall that 'new Mac smell'.

Those photos are pure Apple porn.

by Carl D. Patterson May 25, 2006