big pecker treker

One who has many one night stands just to find the biggest penis to settle down with...

Jane: "Mom, are you satisfied with dad's umm... size???"

Mom: "Of course dear! I am a Big Pecker Treker from way back and you will be satisfied too once you snag yourself a big un..."

by amos quito April 29, 2005

American Cotton Pickers

A proposed spin-off of the American Pickers TV show.Instead of a pair of "Laurel and Hardy" white guys buying antique artifacts,this series would feature a pair of "Amos and Andy" black guys stealing valuable household items to sell for drug money.

Do you happen to know if The History Channel is going to air American Cotton Pickers?

by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011

double decker pecker wreckers

orthodontic braces for straightening teeth

It was REAL scary when Rita came down on me with her double decker pecker wreckers.

by Deborah Lee July 19, 2006

pecker

UK Usage...

this is one of those *funky* double entendres that I absolutely love... In the UK, pecker does not mean a dick. )It's used in the expression "keep your pecker up", which means "cheer up!"

"Keep your pecker up, dude! Everything's gonna be ok". In the US, I guess, that will mean "Get a hard on now, dude" (lol)

by Koocachoo August 10, 2004

Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!

"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009

chook pecker

One who is slow and incompetent at typing.

MSN conversations with John take hours; he's a real chook pecker.

by And Prowse October 31, 2004

peenie pecker

A girl who gets a guy's hopes up by heading downtown only to closed-mouth kiss the throbbing member for a few moments before deciding that she's tired and needs to take up half of your bed for the night.

-I kicked that girl out of my room last night.
-Why?
-She was a no-good peenie pecker.

by Disillusioned February 27, 2005