phantom cock

the throbbing a woman's pussy feels before and after sex

she still feels his cock feeling feeding her

"lol, can you hand me a smoke, hun?

thanks.
i have phantom cock. "
*grins*

by a strange place for jazz May 19, 2016

phantom friend

You are doing a girl from behind while she is facing a window. You pull out and your friend resumes for you while the girl still thinks its you. You then walk outside, and wave to the girl through the window, therefore telling the girl that it is no longer you fucking her.

Yo bitch you wanna come over and pull the phantom friend on my girl.

by Slick Rick February 16, 2005

phantom shit

When one has strived for ages to release a turd, and has felt one has done a big shit, but on inspection there is little or no shite in the pan.

fuck me, i thought id shat a baby but it turned out to be a phantom shit

by Barclay - whos first name is too embarrasing April 29, 2008

Phantom Text Syndrome

A new syndrome spreading among the teens of America, where a vibration is felt from the pocket holding a phone. Once the phone is checked, it turns out there was never a text.

Teenager-"Doctor, It seems that Im always feeling a vibration coming from my cell phone pocket. What could possibly be wrong with me."
Doctor- "Hmmm, It seems you may have Phantom Text Syndrome"

by JuicyA September 25, 2011

Phantom Shitter

First the Phantom shitter plugs the toilet with a complete roll of TP. Then takes a screamer on top. Anyone who flushes get shoe shitted.Usually occurs in a college dorm but I have seen it in the work environment.
screamer,mad shitter

Holy shit the Phantom shitter has struck in toilet no 2. I didn't think anyone could crap that big...leave out the corn.

by shammerjack November 2, 2007

phantom party

a get together made by scott curby it involves going to an unknow place with unknow people and unknown beverages if in fact you go yu end up at the damn with no clue what your doing you relize your friends have no idea what their doing so you decide that it's a party basesd on the fact that you find humor in all thinking that the enitre concept sux massive ass and what mostly happens is they go thining that they might meet girls in this undecided place but it turns out to be a big sausage fest and they mostly pass out talking about how they are all hooking up with hottie etc etc etc when all they do is repat the phantoim patry scene every night thinking somthing knew will happen that in it self would make them all insane

scott: hey mike lets call vinny and see if he wants to party
mike: ha! he won't go, he does not understand our parties
Scott: we party? damn i didnt know we could call it that

by CHENTAY July 9, 2004

Phantom Slap

When a male makes their arm numb and starts to play with himself.

My girlfriend left for the weekend so I Phantom Slapped myself for 6 hours.

by The Slap Mishap May 3, 2010