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Bezos paradox

The term Bezos paradox is used to describe a relationship of two or more people where one must suffer for the other(s) to be happy
"I heard that cambodian child working in that factory is not having a great time"
"But i saw Jeff Bezos happy earlier, think that has something to do with the Bezos paradox"
by Somebody382 October 28, 2021
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SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX

The SHIT SANDWICH has different parts explained by HEIGHT of the SHIT SANDWICH PARTS and the name of the PARTS.

MAKING A SHIT SANDWICHES

HIGHEST BREAD OF CHOICE ROOF
HIGHER CEILING OF BREAD
SHIT FECES EXCREMENT POOP CRAP CENTER
LOWER. FLOOR

LOWEST UNDER FLOOR
Here is the SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX where you are sitting in a BUILDING you can't see the outside of the BREAD which is the HIGHEST , you can see the HIGHER part though but in a SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the HIGHER PART. Again where you are sitting in the BUILDING you can see the LOWER part as the FLOOR but in the SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the LOWER PART because the SHIT IS COVERING IT and the LOWEST part in the BUILDING you can't see UNDER THE FLOOR BUTT in a SHIT SANDWICH you can see the LOWEST PART which is OUTSIDE THE SHIT SANDWICH so therefore YOU CAN'T MAKE A SHIT SANDWICH IN ANY BUILDING but the only thing is , it TURDS OUT the CENTER IS ALL SHIT without any SANDWICH you can't make in any BUILDING therefore you need to call the PEDOPHILE and not employ any REJECTION but that is a PARADOX too.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 15, 2021
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The Rickroll Paradox

Say to Rick Astley himself: "Give me UP. Now you either have to give me up or let me down"
A reddit user has attempted to create a black hole using The Rickroll Paradox
by ColorsMakeYouHappy September 23, 2021
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DonGivAFuk Paradox

The DonGivAFuk Paradox is when someone simply doesn't give a fuck about your statement, opinion, or anything you have to say. One way to tell if your in this paradox just ask them if they give a fuck. If they say no your in the DonGivAFuk Paradox.
(DestyXV) "You sit in gen till you get iron armor!"
(ThunderStorw) "DonGivAFuk."
(DestyXV) "Well I do!"
(ThunderStorw) "DonGivAFuk!"
This is a DonGivAFuk Paradox
by I.Have.Keyboard to use! August 6, 2021
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Sincerely Me Paradox

A phenomenon in where one song on an album feels out of place due to it not matching any other song on the album, comparable to the track Sincerely Me from the Dear Evan Hansen movie, which is an odd Black Comedy song on an otherwise mostly sincere and heartfelt soundtrack.
Tim: ever notice how I'm Gonna Win by Rob Cantor is weirdly different to all the other songs on his Not a Trampoline album?

Jon: Tim what the fuck are you on about

Tim: It's a total Sincerely Me Paradox

Jon: bother someone else
by GrandmasToering February 22, 2022
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WHAT I "DON'T KNOW" PARADOX

Cites things you don't know about.

To use to weed out almost anyone.

Nobody ever tells you , "as QUESTIONS " .

Best escape , ",JUST DO WHAT YOU ARE GOOD AT".
Look I know I can say I don't know anything about BIOTECH RESEARCH PROCEDURES but "the implication of the question " WHAT I "DON'T KNOW" PARADOX is " WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY , ",I DON'T KNOW" well my friend I am just going to tell you " I DON'T KNOW SHIT" as is it accurate to say that cause to be honest that is the best I can do.

A KNOW IT ALL really needs to say WHAT I "DON'T KNOW" PARADOX as I never did try AXIOM to clean up as THAT IS " ALL"I have to say.

I am just TIRED and STUPID as WHAT I "DON'T KNOW" PARADOX about you , "as I am getting NOSY, so " you are a "SPACE TROOPER" as " you can't say " buy you are in the "MILITARY".

Hey, "TEACH ME" as WHAT I "DON'T KNOW," PARADOX is " should you spend your time doing something else you are not good at "when you found something is "A DATABASE GAME CHANGER and you know "WHAT YOU ARE DOING" as leave it at that and I WILL FOCUS IN ON what I am doing , but MONEY IS ALWAYS AN ISSUE with the CASTE ASIDE SYSTEM.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 4, 2022
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Paradox

You've just found out that one of your senior teachers will appear on Eastenders, and will be mugged close to 30 seconds after their first appearance. You then realise it was the teacher of whom was dishonourably discharged from the Army due to allegations of larceny.
What a to-do to die today, at a minute or two to two;

A thing distinctly hard to say, but harder still to do.

For they'll beat a tattoo, at twenty to two

A rat-tat-tat- tat-tat-tat- tat-tat-tattoo

And a dragon will come when he hears the drum,

At a minute or two to two today, at a minute or two to two.

That's a paradox innit!

Infamy Infamy, they've all got it in for me.
by urbanparadox May 21, 2021
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