mtv

A bullshit channel that brainwashes today's youth into thinking their music is good and actually means something. Also it makes every other channel within 10 feet seem worse.

"Wow, I was watching MTV the other day, and I became so pissed at what I saw (emo, ect.) I decided to throw a brick through my television."

by The Door v5 (gamertag) February 10, 2005

MTV

the worst channel on the planet that stands for music television, but dosent play music anymore

dont watch the channel

by someone February 23, 2005

MTV

Stands for Music Television yet never shows any music except for maybe the soft core porno rap videos every so often.

Ophelia: Let's see what's on MTV! *goes to channel*
Tessa: Oh look more reality bull shit, what a waste of a channel.
Ophelia: Damn you MTV you used to play music.

by Minty Fresh April 9, 2006

mtfk

Abbreviation for motherfucker

Dude: Wanna play duo on pubg?

Other dude: Go to bed, mtfk.

by milfluv3r69 June 12, 2018

MTV

A network that takes pride in exploiting people with low IQ and self-esteem.

MTV Announcer: Tune in next week for the premiere of Suck My Dad. A show where girls suck off contestants dad for a shot at a DATE with their sons.

by obolongo December 30, 2008

mtl

the "cool" way to spell Montreal.

person 1: Hey, man, where do you live?
person 2: Mtl.

by woot ! June 10, 2007

MTV

(M)usical (T)esticle (V)olleyball

If you watch Musical Testicle Volleyball, you are a homo. Enough said.

by Tyler July 20, 2003