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Yo did you watch the Mommy Monsters last night on RYONY?
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I can’t stand seeing all these Mommy Monsters taking pics with there teenage daughters thinking they look like each other on IG, it’s so hurting!
“Got so fucked up late last night I went over to the Mommy Monster table to try and score up!”
“I just saw a couple of Mommy Monsters coming out of the Forever 21 store”
“These fucking Mommy Monsters are very aggressive bro, it’s hard looking at them after a while”
“What’s going on with Trish?, she used to look so good before she started hanging with those Mommy Monsters, now her lips are all jacked up”
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