Four Minute Seat

Having sex with a girl until you are done

I picked up this girl from the bar last night, we went to her house for a four minute seat. I didnt even take off my pants.

by Michael Geico August 30, 2010

Jiggly Mitten

Pronounced: Jiggly MEE-tshen

Definition: similar to "wet blanket." Specifically describes one who is difficult to travel with.

"I suggested we change our dinner reservations to meet our new male friends at the club, but Sally was a Jiggly Mitten and refused to cancel the reservation."

by RevelationOn34th February 3, 2012

The Mitt Romney

When you ejaculate on 47% of your lovers face.

I got so horny watching the presidential election, I just had to give Brenda 'The Mitt Romney.'

I wanted to seem like a compassionate guy, so I only gave Brenda 'The Mitt Romney'.

My wife told me I was lazy today, so I gave her 'The Mitt Romney'. I was happy to oblige.

by RoyCoup November 14, 2012

smitten mittens

Smitten Mittens, When you have to keep your hands in your pockets to keep them off the girl you're with. Especially helpful in the company of parental units and members of the clergy. Not very effective, considering your hands aren't safe in your pockets, see Pocket Pool.

She was so fine, when her Dad came home I had to put on my smitten mittens on to cover my intent, but I ended up all jorma taccone.

by MauiBoi August 31, 2012

last minute panicees

Women in their late 20s and at the beginning of their 30s, who are single and start panicking that they will end up alone. So they desperately search for a man and hence substantially lower their utopian high quality standards in order to eventually enter into a relationship with a man to save their future.

Boy yesterday I went to this club and I met one of these last minute panicees. She was so desperately in need and I already could sense the panic that she will end up alone, that even though I was drunk as hell she gave me her number in order to see me again.

Look at her, she is throwing herself at me as if I were her last chance to eventually get pregnant. I tell you, she is panicking.

by Ramon1512 February 16, 2013

lady minute

When you go out with your lady friends and they are so crude and gross you really just need a lady minute. AKA, a minute alone grooming yourself, putting in a tampon or just being a lady.

Judi made the most nasty burp and I really just needed to take a lady minute.

by Beaver Girl February 20, 2014

cheesy mittens

When you finger bang a chick with a yeast infection

Did you hear that hoe lasagna gave orangejello cheesy mittens

by kirk lazarus April 23, 2015