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Michael Sauer

1. A Los Angeles County Superior Court judge who heroically ordered Paris Hilton back to jail for probation violation and made her cry like the irresponsible, immature, vacuous, and spoiled whore she truly is. He is also a nominee and virtual shoe-in for the upcoming Ruler of Earth elections.

2. The act of executing a maneuver designed to own, burn, diss, humiliate, serve, etc an individual in an emotionally incisive manner with the intent to cause shame, embarrassment and loss of social standing. The act of giving someone their just deserts, their comeuppance. Bonus points are awarded for higher degrees of extravagance, public awareness, opportune timing, and justice delivered.
1. "Man, Michael Sauer is a great guy - he really gave that spoiled bitch Paris Hilton what she deserved! This just goes to show you that deep pockets and a deep throat can't always bail you out of a situation that is 'too hard' and 'too demeaning for a heiress'"

2. "Dang, girl! He just pulled a Michael Sauer on yo ass! You is so burned!"
by Crescendo July 3, 2007
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Michael Myers

When a man has brutally rough sex with a woman, and shows no emotion and makes no noise, except for harsh breathing.
Laurie told me that she was having the most wild sex with her boyfriend, but he was a total Michael Myers during the whole thing!
by Lil_Bird414 October 13, 2021
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Michael Phelps diet

When you've been unusually eating a whole lot of food; putting down a lot of food during one meal sitting.

Micheal Phelps stated that during his training for the Olympics he was taking on 12,000 calories per day.
Person 1: Dang you just put down two whole meals.?!"

Person 2: "Yeah I've been on the Michael Phelps diet lately."
by secondsaway84 February 22, 2009
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Michaelism

To describe something as brilliant or epic!!!
Wow that is such a Michaelism moment
by SpeedyH May 13, 2009
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Michael Jordan

The best in one's profession, vocation, or other activity; one whose talent far surpasses all others; inarguably the greatest of all time in a specific field. Frequently applied to athletes. Often hyperbole.
"Pat Kiernan is the Michael Jordan of newspaper reading."

"Roger Federer may prove to be the Michael Jordan of tennis."

"He was the self-proclaimed Michael Jordan of truck loaders."

Reinhold Messner = Michael Jordan of climbing.

Dr. Gary Becker = Michael Jordan of economics.

Art Thiel = Michael Jordan of Seattle sports writers.

Dr. Vaughn Starnes = Michael Jordan of children’s heart surgery.

Leszek Pawlowicz = Michael Jordan of game shows.

Marco Foyot = Michael Jordan of pétanque.

Michael Jordan = Michael Jordan of statistical learning theory.
by Ali La Pointe April 18, 2006
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michael cawley

Chuck Norris's personal trainer who after teaching him decided to go on a sabbatical but only to never return. His whereabouts are unknown, but rumors exit that he now teaches other young students
He left and I assume that he's pulled a michael cawley
by Pharmacy Zen October 24, 2009
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Michael

Usually an energetic, fun guy who looks for love in few people. Michael is loved easily and is willing to hear you out. His trust is most important in a relationship and is easily gained. Most often laid back and goes with the flow. Always knows how to keep a girlfriend happy <3
Her boyfriend Michael brought her the most beautiful flowers!
by chubbycheekedchica December 31, 2014
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