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This is an lyric from YNW MELLY's ''Murder On My Mind'' it's pretty good song if I must say myself, it's probably available everywhere.
Teacher: Class, what's 118-71? Quiet Kid: That's AK-47, MAC-11 GLOCKs, AND 9's. 15 Students: Hey, I think we'll head out, oh what's that mom? Oh you got my sandwich well, sorry guys gotta go! Teacher: Oh. Okay, have a good day? Principal: What's going on in here I got an alert saying we've got a kid with guns? Teacher: Oh, yes it was that kid right there! Quiet Kid: AK-47, Mac-11, Glocks, and 9's. Oink Oink: Nah my guy you are out of here that's it!! You going to jail today!! Quiet Kid Whispers: AK-47, Mac-11, Glocks, and 9's.
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Glick

Johnny: Did you see that creepy homeless dude whip out his schlong and glick into the public urinal?

Chip: Those knuckleheads on the football team were trying to convince me to play gookie cookie.

There is NO way I'm going to glick on some cracker with a bunch of crackers!
by GrungeStein April 15, 2009
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glockey

From the word glock it's someone who wields a firearm but isn't trained how to use it properly.
Damn those ballas are glockeys... we can take 'em with our hands tied on our backs!
by Penga March 22, 2008
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Glockbuster

Another name for a gun shop that is very trashy and make their guns very easy to purchase. They can mostly be found in big cities or independently owned by redneck families.
- I gotsa problem that needs dealin wit'
- Awe hell no!
- Hell yea, but ain't nuttin' I can't fix widda visit to a Glockbuster! Hello!
by Remmot August 1, 2011
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glockschmear

A friendly prank where the schmearer hocks a deep throatful lugie onto the cheek of the schmearie. The schmearer then fills his palm with a healhy amount of baby powder and then proceeds to bitch slap the schmerie sandwitching the lugie while screaming "Glockschmear!"(In a german accent).
As myles slept soundly on the couch, brandon hocked a throatful lugie and propelled in right onto his face. He then covered his hand in baby powder and slapped the shit out of him while screaming 'GLOCKSCHMEAR!"

Next Morning - "Brandon I think theres something wrong with your couch its covered in powder"
by brosen August 7, 2011
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Glocky

Glocky is a real bossed up nigga, he’s also a young rich big bag getta
Omg glocky u such a bossed up ass nigga or glocky so sexy🥰
by Inspectorglock November 21, 2021
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gloknor

Any day of the workweek taken as a sick day so that one may dish out multiple self abuse (penis pounding) sessions between the hours of nine (after the wife has gone to work)and five
(before the wife returns from work). Usually results in calluses and or blisters on both the hand and phallus.
Ed: "Hey, Bill. Are you ready for the big presentation tomorrow"
Bill "I'm not feeling to well actually, Ed. I think I might be coming down with something"
Ed: "I hear the flu is going around"
Bill: "Oh yeah? I think I might be struck with a near fatal case of it sometime in the very near future, tomorrow maybe... see you the day after gloknor"
by cypops April 11, 2008
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