glockey 

From the word glock it's someone who wields a firearm but isn't trained how to use it properly.

Damn those ballas are glockeys... we can take 'em with our hands tied on our backs!

glockey by Penga March 22, 2008

glockencock

The Scottish celebration in which they celebrate the kilt as a memory of old man McHaggis who got his dick shot off.

"On glockencock we wear the kilt to let our cocks hang free"

glockencock by Concerned Psychopath December 4, 2020

Glockenspiel 

1. A racist slur used by percussionists aimed towards other people but usually band kids

2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a mallet to create sound, also known as bells

Can also be shorted to “glock”

Nerd 1: yo our band director is such being such a glockenspiel right now

Nerd 2: ayo that’s some racist shit man

Glockenspiel by Extra Muscular Car January 1, 2023

Glocky 

Glocky is used in a few carti songs and it means the gun (glock)

I put the lean on the rocks (glockyy)

Glocky by Car bombings May 20, 2019

Die Glocke 

translate from german to "the bell" most well known as the nazi secret weapon form world war 2, though the portrayed as a weapon in "call of duty 5" as the "wunderwaffe dg2" it conception in todays media is a flying suacer like object that could defy gravity, said to have been tested at the secret nazi base Der Riese,

confused allied soldier-"is that a flying saucer?!?!"
captured german soldier-"nah thats just hitlers die glocke"

Die Glocke by im not a nazi April 10, 2011

glockenspiel'd 

The occurance of getting showed up by a glockenspiel while playing a seemingly more serious instruments.

*Steve lets out a short guitar riff*'
*Kerry performs a massive glockenspiel solo, totally flooring the crowd*
Random audience member: "Dude, you got glockenspiel'd!"

glockenspiel'd by Bob Slipperman May 14, 2006

glockenspiel 

It's kind of like a xylophone, but with a much cooler name.

Hey, did you see Jonny Greenwood get busy on the glockenspiel last night? He sure did rock.

glockenspiel by Download-This April 11, 2004