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A friendly prank where the schmearer hocks a deep throatful lugie onto the cheek of the schmearie. The schmearer then fills his palm with a healhy amount of baby powder and then proceeds to bitch slap the schmerie sandwitching the lugie while screaming "Glockschmear!"(In a german accent).
As myles slept soundly on the couch, brandon hocked a throatful lugie and propelled in right onto his face. He then covered his hand in baby powder and slapped the shit out of him while screaming 'GLOCKSCHMEAR!"
Next Morning - "Brandon I think theres something wrong with your couch its covered in powder"
Next Morning - "Brandon I think theres something wrong with your couch its covered in powder"
by brosen August 7, 2011
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