glockschmear 

A friendly prank where the schmearer hocks a deep throatful lugie onto the cheek of the schmearie. The schmearer then fills his palm with a healhy amount of baby powder and then proceeds to bitch slap the schmerie sandwitching the lugie while screaming "Glockschmear!"(In a german accent).

As myles slept soundly on the couch, brandon hocked a throatful lugie and propelled in right onto his face. He then covered his hand in baby powder and slapped the shit out of him while screaming 'GLOCKSCHMEAR!"

Next Morning - "Brandon I think theres something wrong with your couch its covered in powder"

glockschmear by brosen August 7, 2011

Gluckschmerz 

noun - drops of sweat that drip down off of the testicles and roll down the legs of one wearing a kilt. This provides an evaporative cooling effect to the wearer/sweater.

"I appreciate the gluckschmerz dripping on a hot day like this!"

Gluckschmerz by robwayne September 20, 2014

Gluckschmerz 

noun - drops of sweat that drip down off of the testicles and roll down the legs of one wearing a kilt. This provides an evaporative cooling effect to the wearer/sweater.

"I appreciate the gluckschmerz dripping on a hot day like this!"

Gluckschmerz by robwayne September 20, 2014

Gluckschmerz 

noun - drops of sweat that drip down off of the testicles and roll down the legs of one wearing a kilt. This provides an evaporative cooling effect to the wearer/sweater.

"I appreciate the gluckschmerz dripping on a hot day like this!"

Gluckschmerz by robwayne September 20, 2014