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glockschmear 

A friendly prank where the schmearer hocks a deep throatful lugie onto the cheek of the schmearie. The schmearer then fills his palm with a healhy amount of baby powder and then proceeds to bitch slap the schmerie sandwitching the lugie while screaming "Glockschmear!"(In a german accent).
As myles slept soundly on the couch, brandon hocked a throatful lugie and propelled in right onto his face. He then covered his hand in baby powder and slapped the shit out of him while screaming 'GLOCKSCHMEAR!"

Next Morning - "Brandon I think theres something wrong with your couch its covered in powder"
glockschmear by brosen August 7, 2011
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Gluckschmerz 

noun - drops of sweat that drip down off of the testicles and roll down the legs of one wearing a kilt. This provides an evaporative cooling effect to the wearer/sweater.
"I appreciate the gluckschmerz dripping on a hot day like this!"
Gluckschmerz by robwayne September 20, 2014
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Gluckschmerz 

noun - drops of sweat that drip down off of the testicles and roll down the legs of one wearing a kilt. This provides an evaporative cooling effect to the wearer/sweater.
"I appreciate the gluckschmerz dripping on a hot day like this!"
Gluckschmerz by robwayne September 20, 2014

Gluckschmerz 

noun - drops of sweat that drip down off of the testicles and roll down the legs of one wearing a kilt. This provides an evaporative cooling effect to the wearer/sweater.
"I appreciate the gluckschmerz dripping on a hot day like this!"
Gluckschmerz by robwayne September 20, 2014
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026