wookie gobbler

The act of ejaculating in someone's mouth, punching them in the groin, and hearing them scream through gargling semen.

Jill was licking Jack's lollipop. When Jack blew his load in Jill's mouth and whacked her cooch, Jill struggled to scream in pain due to the semen blockage. The sound was best described as the Wookie Gobbler.

by BigJizzy91 November 13, 2021

Glizzy Gobbler

Somebody who has extremely high standards

Oh,Mason? He's a massive Glizzy Gobbler.

You've got no chance with them! They're a Glizzy Gobbler

by my glizzy has 3 fingers August 31, 2021

guacamole gobbler

Usually defines Mexicans in video games who "server hop" to give them a ping advantage.

"Dude I can't hit the laggy fucker, stupid ass fucking guacamole gobblers server hopping"

by FootsieRoll November 24, 2021

Penis gobbler

The SweetTarts ropes that you get at movie theaters

I wish movie theaters didn’t jack up their prices so much so I could afford to buy penis gobblers.

by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

Glizzy Gobbler

Someone who really likes to eat hotdogs

"God, (name) is such a Glizzy Gobbler!"
"No way."

by MandyTheRando August 25, 2022

Cobb Gobbler

When you get your (sh)long sucked on

That bitch last night was a cobb gobbler she devoured my shit

by bigfang September 27, 2022

Site gobbler

A subspecies of human that gobbles the cock of any supervisor or manager above them to further his chances of obtaining more cocks to gobble, proffered natural environment is the air conditioned cab of a loader to avoid cheese build up on cock, A famous lineage of cock gobblers are the Dillon line.

Site gobbler “The local site 21 cock gobbler Brett was on the prowl today as management took a site tour”

by Bigorse1998 January 31, 2023