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Webster's Ghost

The ghost of Daniel Webster that rolls over in his grave for each entry in the Urban Dictionary. He causes the hair to stand up on the back of your neck everytime you lookup a word/phrase and typically a chill is felt.
John: Have you seen 'Dirty Sanchez' in the Urban Dictionary?
Kevin: Yes, I felt Webster's Ghost breath on the back of my neck when I read it!
by ultradaddy January 20, 2013
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Rectal Ghosts

Spirits who have homosexual tendencies. It is often theorosized that they are the cause of all homosexuality within this world. They communicate by penetrating their victim's anus with their spirit penis and ejaculating ectoblasm into the inners of their anus. It is considered an honor in some native american societies.
Chris: Oh dude, I felt something in my butt!!??
Liam: wasn't me bro!
Luke: are you fuckin' kidding me?
Chris: No, it's icy hot!
Liam: oh golly gee!
Luke: ...yeah, that must be the rectal ghosts
by DiesIrae92 December 27, 2011
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ghost puke

when you're out drinking with your friend and later you realize there is puke on your shoulder, back or even on them. said ghost-puker has done it without sound or movement-and the only proof is the vomit on you or the floor.

ghost puke is typically discovered about five minutes after it has happened
"oh wow, justine ghost puked all over the cab!! i didn't even realize it until i saw it on her shoulder and the back of the seat!"
by SouthWaterGal October 12, 2011
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Ghost Citing

Ghost citing is the act of attributing a statement or fact you made to another author in order to give it more academic weight. Usually done by attaching a citation that leads to a random page in a well respected academic journal in the field.

This method was developed and perfected by Canadian Rene M. Hradecky

CAUTION: Should only be used once or twice every 50 citations.
A+ paper: "The Tutsi cockroaches have collaborated with the Belgians for too long - Justice is long overdue. Cut the tall trees now, and rid Rwanda of the Tutsi imperialists yelled Hutu rights activist Jean Kambanda"

Nerd: Wtf! Where did you get that information?

Rene: Why the Journal of East African studies, of course!

Nerd: Are you ghost citing against? Don't make me call the African Institute of Human Rights again.
by GreasyFrenchy November 28, 2021
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Ghost Broccoli

1-another name for cauliflower.

2- non-eaten broccoli coming back for revenge.
It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Listen man, I know what I saw and it wasn't cauliflower.
by Tbone 910 May 7, 2020
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Grabbin' the ghost

Asking your partner to switch hands during a handjob, then hiding one's penis behind/under himself, only to leave their partner confused when they reach to find nothing is there.
Guy 1: You get any play from Rachel last night?
Guy 2: I told her that her right hand was cold, and when she switched up, I had her grabbin' the ghost.
Guy 1: Haha, fuck it, handjobs are boring anyways.
by Jazz Cigarettes September 9, 2022
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Alex the Ghost

Alex is a cold blooded small child who rarely speaks. When he does he will boast about how mature he is when compared to other people. Alex is 0.0000001cm taller than Ewob. If you ever meet Alex you may not see him immediately as he blends into his surroundings very well.
by You pleb January 12, 2022
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