Fountain Hills

A town full of sluts. Literally the girls are used for sex. Some girls get pregnant around 16 years old. Uneducated kids that don't shit with their life. Girls here think they're hot shit and think they know everything about "love" haha. For the parents reading this don't live here. People here are dumb as shit.

Fountain hills is the worst place to live. You're children will become nothing but sluts or drug users.

by GotThatHannen August 20, 2016

Fauntleroy

One who strongly exhibits the tendencies of a blantant homosexual, or actually is a homosexual. Oftentimes used to describe proportedly straight men, during a display of Homosexuality. Named after Little Lord Fauntleroy, a book written in 1885 that resulted in openly gay fashion trends.

"I can't believe Terry didn't know what a Fauntleroy was, everyone knows what Fauntleroy means.

by Thomas Clayton November 25, 2007

fountainous

Describing an object having the properties of a fountain, more specificially having the capability of shooting streams of fluid into the air. Often used to describe a woman who "squirts" during an orgasm.

Dude, that chick I was with last night was fountainous! After we got done having sex, my sheets were soaked!

by furry_mongoose August 5, 2009

funting

the disgraceful situation where an otherwise respectable person changes their every day , appropriate behavior choosing to act like a complete fucking bastard who spends their time fucking around with other like minded cunts, turning their own fucking self into the stupidest fucking cunt of them all.

Man 1: Has anyone seen Dave lately?
Man 2: Nah
Man 3: I've not got a clue were the fuck he's been?
Man 4: You mean you havn't heard where the fuck he's been?
Man 3: I Just said I havn't got a fucking clue!
Man 4:For fucks sake, everyone knows he's been off funting!
Man 1: Surely not Dave?!
Man 4: Yup, its true, he's been fucking around with a right bunch of cunts!
Man 2: That absolute funter!!

by rc9000000000000000000 November 19, 2014

funt

When a male had no penis or cack but just a ball sac and a stubbler where the penis once was

The boys stubble in his funt region was the greatest ever

by Matt Mancini June 21, 2004

funt

where a lady's fat meets her cunt

that woman has quite a large funt

by jonetha July 6, 2005

Funting

1. Misspelt other word for swaddling material wrapped firmly around an infant,baby or politician to ensure warmth & love.

2. Blankets that have to bolted firmly around a woman while having intercourse in the dark, 'incase God sees her naked' is the usual excuse, but she quite okay with being starkers on her own in her backgarden/playground/webcast.
(Possibly a woman who is a barren lesbian, farmhand.)

MAN: Darling I know we've only known eachother fifteen years and are having a healthy, normal,if awfully infrequent, sexual relationship with one another but would it be ok if we could, perhaps, have sexual relations on top of the funting tonight as I've never so much as seen one of your nipples! The closest is that drawing, that I drew, ten years ago.

WOMAN: (Uninteligable gibberish to the effect of 'No,sex is all you ever think about, you lazy,unshaven,quite wellhung, perverted,disgusting, patriarchal, misogynistic bastard. Give me more female orgasms while I laugh at your penis & talk to my friends about how it only gets wet once a week.' etcetera usual guff,excuses & insults.)

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2008