Cave Crickets

Leaving piles of shit all over someone's bathroom floor because you were blitzed on beer and Jager-bombs, and you couldn't find a light switch or the toilet for that matter. Bonus points for landing Bathtub Bombs and Trashcan Treats in an attempt to find something round and porcelain to hang your ass over.

I got plowed at the pub, got 5 numbers, got a ride home, and left Cave Crickets all over the bathroom floor of some nice person since I was falling down drunk and some asshole put the light switch behind the bathroom door. I had shit from wall to wall in that place...and no square inch of linoleum was spared.

by Stinkin' Lincoln February 15, 2006

silence, crickets chirping

refers to that noise tgey play when someone has a really bad joke.

why did th3e egg roll across the road? Cuz he liked bowling! *silence, crickets chirping*

by DBRobinson November 7, 2003

Australian Crickets

an especailly bad case of crabs

I heard you got the australian crickets from that turbo slut.

by cadmonkey June 23, 2004

mud cricket

A male who wears shorts, cowboy boots, and will perform cunnilingus on anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims he's not a sex worker but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.

Did you hear Cynthia and Jessica both had their way with Aaron last weekend at the tailgate? He's such a mud cricket, always getting banged by any woman with a lifted vehicle.

by iloveboredwalk.com May 16, 2018

Chris Crocker

Chris is a proud gay youtuber whom acts in all his videos apart from his "leave britney alone" video which is how he got famous. All of the people who slag him off are stupid and homophobic, Chris Crocker is just letting out his opinion and there's idiots just slagging him off for no reason.

homophobe "err chris crocker is so gay for talking about britney"

me "shut the hell up you ignrant idiot"

by AcidicAnnie December 30, 2008

cricket master

an Italian hunk sausage.

Will Cimino

by frog April 11, 2003

shitty cricket

1. an inexpensive, unreliable, disposable cigarette lighter.

2. a dirty sex move where one rubs their legs together...and takes a shit.

Meghan:"man, i just have this shitty cricket lighter"

Kevin: "the shitty cricket? that sounds like a dirty sex move where you rub your legs together..."

Tim: "and take a shit!"

by Miley Cyrus is the Shit July 27, 2010