paper butt condom

The paper used in public restrooms that acts as a protective layer between the bare cheeks of a human and the often urinated, deficated, disgusting toilet seat.

I thought to myself, "Fuckin' shit man, this toilet seat is nasty, better protect my fat ass with a paper butt condom."

by Rubb Dogg June 14, 2009

Bed Condom

The stretchy sheet you put on the mattress of a bed before putting the actual sheets and blankets on it.

Hey, don't lay directly on the mattress, put a bed condom down on it first.

by RCL93 April 19, 2010

and then the condom broke

When you see a person walking towards you and you are having a conversation, you say "and then the condom broke" right when the person gets in hearing range to freak them out.

*Rachel walks towards Vince and Nicole*
Nicole: ...and then the condom broke.
Rachel: WHAT?!!?

by vinnnifer May 19, 2010

Finger Condom

Traditionally a finger condom to used like a glove to protect a finger that has been cut;

Althought one can use it to protect the finger when finger banging.

When finger banging J wore a finger condom cause his girlfriend hasn't wash her cunt for a week.

by Shadow August 30, 2004

cone condom

The sanitary paper wrapper that surrounds ice cream cones so employees do not physically touch the cone. Sometimes referred to as "conedoms."

Stephen: Let's go to Dairy Queen for ice cream.
Tony: Sounds good, but their cones have those annoying cone condoms on them.

by Pakers December 27, 2008

foot condom

Those little one-time-use nylon socks they provide in some shoe stores to use when trying on shoes. They usually come in a box like tissues.

Don't try on that sandal barefoot, use a foot condom!

by maddi_20 October 7, 2012

candle condom

The act of poring hot wax over an erected penis thus waiting 5 min for the wax to dry to make a candle condom. An easy way to save money and fuck hoes, plus you get some hot sex.

"do you have a condom?!"- the hoe

"no i do not hoe, but i got a hot candle to make me a candle condom"- you

"i like when my twat is hot"- the hoe

"good because im going to tear it up with my candle condom!"- you

by sbd mofo December 31, 2009