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Chomp City

A phrase used when you have nothing else to say, or when your about to eat something, thinking about eating something, or just really really bored.
Sarah-Marie: Chomp City!
Chris: Chomp City! Yes, dear, thats so Chomp City.
by Sweetbro858 October 22, 2008
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Chomp On This

by Not santa November 7, 2003
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clomptoctic

1. Boring

2. Annoying

3. Used in a situation in which you cannot come up with a better word to describe something or someone.

To save time, the shortened version, clomp can be used
person 1 - "Man, I've spent almost all weekend doing homework..."

person 2 - "Dude that musta been clomp."

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"Man, I spent 4 hours with this girl and she seriously said like... 3 words. She was a complete clomp."
by D-res March 21, 2005
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Clompoodle

A group of poodles more than three being walked by one person
I saw a dog walker being pulled over by a clompoodle,
by Vicious orange carrot August 6, 2018
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clompromise

Describes the act of walking --- often with weariness or a wobbly/ungainly gait --- somewhere instead of driving or otherwise availing yourself of "mechanical" travel-means.
Two of the most common instances when one might make a clompromise are:
(1) Where someone wants a ride somewhere, but you feel that said individual either needs to become more accustomed to "not always living the soft life" or could stand to "lose a few", but you also realize that his having to whiningly/wheezingly traipse all the way to his destination alone might be overly upsetting/discouraging to him, and so you offer to stroll along wif him to where he's going, to keep him company. It's not unlike teenage friends' offering to scuttle around the yard wif one of their classmates who's having to rake leaves or cut grass, or several ladies' exercising together for emotional support and to keep each others' spirits up.
(2) Where you either feel that an errand is not important/urgent enough (or involves transporting objects with enough weight that you could not simply carry them with reasonable ease) to use costly gas for, or you cannot be at all sure if whatever you're going for is even going to "pan out", and so you're making a pre-road-trip walk to personally check out the actual conditions/circumstances at your intended destination before you commit to moving 2 tons of steel and glass all the way over there.
by QuacksO May 25, 2019
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Clompathy

The state of being restless and wired at the same time as being exhausted and tired.
"Man, I feel like I'm having caffeine shakes and the flu at the same time."

"Aah, clompathy."
by Traestorz May 9, 2021
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clomplications

Noise, surface-damage, careless behavior, etc. associated with heavy/clumsy plodding.
Wearing soft-soled shoes and diligently attending da weekly meetings at Colliders Anonymous, Stumblers Anonymous, and Foot-Steppers Anonymous can help you avoid clomplications during your day-to-day travels on foot.
by QuacksO June 12, 2024
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