North Scottsdale Bro. A typical douche bag with an expensive car bought by mommy and daddy. Doesn't have a job or go to school but does go to the gym daily. Only cares about looks and big boobs when it comes to North Scottsdale girls. While being uneducated, will still attend ASU parties just to get with drunk girls.
by Brooklynnnnnnnnn May 4, 2012
Get the NoSco Bromug. The act of a guy helping his friend get laid by asking a girl questions about him and then reporting her responses to him in secret.
The male version of "ho intel."
The male version of "ho intel."
Alex gave Jack some serious bro intel when he told him that Katie was talking about him the other day.
by fuffies December 21, 2008
Get the bro intelmug. by Titanium12345 April 17, 2017
Get the Ding bromug. Billy: Should I make reservations at the Cheesecake Factory tonight for our bro-date?
Bob: I was thinking we have a bro-date at the movies tonight. "He's Just Not That Into You" is playing!
Bob: I was thinking we have a bro-date at the movies tonight. "He's Just Not That Into You" is playing!
by Tro Domination October 27, 2009
Get the Bro-datemug. The act of two straight dudes who are good friends chilling on a couch or a big bed in close proximity. Not to be confused with spooning. It's not a sexual act but rather two close friends or literal brothers who are comfortable being close to each other. Includes hugging, wrestling, play-fights, but mostly the act of being physically close in a way that isn't uncomfortable or creepy. Also when real brothers are far apart in age, the younger one wants to be physically close to his older brother. Bro-cuddling is part of Bromance, the need for two guys who like each other in a non-romantic way to be close and who feel comfortable touching each other.
David is 6 years old and scared of the storm. He went to his older brother Matt's room to hide out and for some "bro-cuddling." Matt is 17.
"My nephew hangs on me all the time. I know I'm his favorite uncle, but damn, enough with the constant bro-cuddling."
Both John and Doug are asleep on the big bean bag. John is using Doug's legs to prop up his pillow. They are not gay but they are always bro-cuddling.
"Adam Levine and Blake Shelton are doing some serious bro-cuddling on The Voice."
"My nephew hangs on me all the time. I know I'm his favorite uncle, but damn, enough with the constant bro-cuddling."
Both John and Doug are asleep on the big bean bag. John is using Doug's legs to prop up his pillow. They are not gay but they are always bro-cuddling.
"Adam Levine and Blake Shelton are doing some serious bro-cuddling on The Voice."
by Eagle Azure January 5, 2014
Get the bro-cuddlingmug. Introduction to Bro Bucks:
Bro Bucks is a way to pay your bro back without actually paying your bro back. However it is not as simple as it sounds.
History of Bro Bucks:
The history of bro bucks begins sometime in the month of July in a medium sized town in Massachuesstes called Framingham. James Jacobs (no job, no money, no license, no car) had to get to get to Providence Rhode Island to hook up with his girlfriend. James could not get down to Rhode Island himself so James called his best bro Justin and asked Justin to drive him down to Rhode Island so he could hook up with his girlfriend.
When James first proposed this idea to Justin, Justin did not like the idea at all. Justin wanted some compensation from doing James such a big favor, but James (no job, no money, no license, no car) did not really have much to offer. After many many minutes on the telephone James and Justin struck a deal. James agreed to give Justin 50 bro bucks. And a new form of currency was born.
How Bro Bucks are aquired and spent:
Bro Bucks are aquired by 'being a bro'. 'Being a bro' includes any bro related favors. Some examples of being a bro are: Driving bro around, getting bro pussy, lending a bro some money, letting a bro hit your joint/blunt/bong etc. Driving your bro home if he's drunk, letting a bro copy your homework, and backing up your bro in a fight are only a few examples.
Once you acquire bro bucks you can cash them in however you wish. You can make your bro be your wingman so u wont have to talk to the ugly one, you can cop a nug from your bro, you can fishbowl your bro's car, you can get drunk at a party and make your bro whip you home(license or not). Each of these activites cost a specific amount of bro bucks which will be explained in the next section.
How much to charge your bro:
Bro Bucks is a complicated form of currency. The amount of Bro Bucks earned form 'being a bro' is dependent on two factors.
1. Inconvience to you
2. Benefit to bro
Each catergorie (inconvience to you) and (benefit to bro) is weighted on a 1-30 point scale. The two individual factors are added together to find the amount of bro bucks earned. For example driving your bro across state to get pussy would be a 30 on the inconveince scale and a 20 on the benefit scale (he didnt get in it). So when they are added together your bro owes you fifty bro bucks
Q&A with a Bro:
Q: Are bro bucks retro active for stuff i did for my bro before i heard about bro bucks?
A: Nah, bro bucks aims to start fresh
Q: Can bro bucks be earned when a bro is being a complete jerk to you?
A: Although i do not condone stranding a bro without a ride, hooking up with a bro's girlfriend, forcing and encouraging a bro drink because he's down, stealing some of your bros stuff, or otherwise being a douche, this stuff is completly seperate from bro bucks
Q: Do bro bucks have to be paid back upon the bro's request?
A: Yes, within reason. "I can't drive you home because im gonna be drinking more than you" is not a good excuse. "Dude I can't drive you home; I don't have a license" is not a good excuse. "Dude I can't drive you home because
my aunt just died" is a reasonable excuse.
Q: What happens if my bro and I cannot agree on how many bro bucks I owe him
A: Any disputes about how many bro bucks one has earned will be decided by the council of the bros (James, Justin, and Matthew Clements of Framingham MA, who lives across from taco bell on Rt 30 in a light blue house)
Q: If I dont wanna be a bro is there a conversion of bro bucks to U.S. dollars?
A: Yes, the conversion is $2 to one bro buck.
Q: Are bor bucks transferable fomr bro to bro?
A: No they are not. If you another bro 10 bro bucks, and a bro owes you 10 bro bucks you CANNOT just get your bro to pass on his debt to another bro that you owe.
If you have any other questions just remember this one thing:
"Dude; just be a bro"
Bro Bucks is a way to pay your bro back without actually paying your bro back. However it is not as simple as it sounds.
History of Bro Bucks:
The history of bro bucks begins sometime in the month of July in a medium sized town in Massachuesstes called Framingham. James Jacobs (no job, no money, no license, no car) had to get to get to Providence Rhode Island to hook up with his girlfriend. James could not get down to Rhode Island himself so James called his best bro Justin and asked Justin to drive him down to Rhode Island so he could hook up with his girlfriend.
When James first proposed this idea to Justin, Justin did not like the idea at all. Justin wanted some compensation from doing James such a big favor, but James (no job, no money, no license, no car) did not really have much to offer. After many many minutes on the telephone James and Justin struck a deal. James agreed to give Justin 50 bro bucks. And a new form of currency was born.
How Bro Bucks are aquired and spent:
Bro Bucks are aquired by 'being a bro'. 'Being a bro' includes any bro related favors. Some examples of being a bro are: Driving bro around, getting bro pussy, lending a bro some money, letting a bro hit your joint/blunt/bong etc. Driving your bro home if he's drunk, letting a bro copy your homework, and backing up your bro in a fight are only a few examples.
Once you acquire bro bucks you can cash them in however you wish. You can make your bro be your wingman so u wont have to talk to the ugly one, you can cop a nug from your bro, you can fishbowl your bro's car, you can get drunk at a party and make your bro whip you home(license or not). Each of these activites cost a specific amount of bro bucks which will be explained in the next section.
How much to charge your bro:
Bro Bucks is a complicated form of currency. The amount of Bro Bucks earned form 'being a bro' is dependent on two factors.
1. Inconvience to you
2. Benefit to bro
Each catergorie (inconvience to you) and (benefit to bro) is weighted on a 1-30 point scale. The two individual factors are added together to find the amount of bro bucks earned. For example driving your bro across state to get pussy would be a 30 on the inconveince scale and a 20 on the benefit scale (he didnt get in it). So when they are added together your bro owes you fifty bro bucks
Q&A with a Bro:
Q: Are bro bucks retro active for stuff i did for my bro before i heard about bro bucks?
A: Nah, bro bucks aims to start fresh
Q: Can bro bucks be earned when a bro is being a complete jerk to you?
A: Although i do not condone stranding a bro without a ride, hooking up with a bro's girlfriend, forcing and encouraging a bro drink because he's down, stealing some of your bros stuff, or otherwise being a douche, this stuff is completly seperate from bro bucks
Q: Do bro bucks have to be paid back upon the bro's request?
A: Yes, within reason. "I can't drive you home because im gonna be drinking more than you" is not a good excuse. "Dude I can't drive you home; I don't have a license" is not a good excuse. "Dude I can't drive you home because
my aunt just died" is a reasonable excuse.
Q: What happens if my bro and I cannot agree on how many bro bucks I owe him
A: Any disputes about how many bro bucks one has earned will be decided by the council of the bros (James, Justin, and Matthew Clements of Framingham MA, who lives across from taco bell on Rt 30 in a light blue house)
Q: If I dont wanna be a bro is there a conversion of bro bucks to U.S. dollars?
A: Yes, the conversion is $2 to one bro buck.
Q: Are bor bucks transferable fomr bro to bro?
A: No they are not. If you another bro 10 bro bucks, and a bro owes you 10 bro bucks you CANNOT just get your bro to pass on his debt to another bro that you owe.
If you have any other questions just remember this one thing:
"Dude; just be a bro"
basically everything is described up there so if you still don't know how to use bro bucks you never will
by Jusitn, James, Matt September 24, 2007
Get the Bro Bucksmug. At his worst, a bro gamer is a bro who plays nothing but the latest Call of Duty, Halo, or Gears of War; and any sports game on ONLY the Xbox 360 (although playing any of these games or owning an Xbox doesn't necessarily qualify you as a bro gamer, it sure doesn't help). Found in their natural habitat of college dorms and fraternities, they are often found drinking cheap-ass beer from red plastic cups with their frat mates and talking about "chicks, man." Their vocabulary consists of mainly faggot, quickscope, 10th prestige, and my penis is larger than yours. Will claim the vast superiority of terrible AAA titles published by Activision and EA while claiming that superior and less popular titles, indie or otherwise, are "shitty" and have "bad graphics."
They are known for a variety of fun ruining characteristics, such as taking the game too seriously, over competitiveness, and insulting everyone on their and the opposing team.
While the Bro Gamer and most other gamers get along, his mortal enemies are the Hardcore Gamer and especially the PC Gamer who find utter offense in the bro's generally poor or limited taste in video games, and over fondness of his console of choice. When these two types of gamers meet they often bring out the worst in each other.
They are known for a variety of fun ruining characteristics, such as taking the game too seriously, over competitiveness, and insulting everyone on their and the opposing team.
While the Bro Gamer and most other gamers get along, his mortal enemies are the Hardcore Gamer and especially the PC Gamer who find utter offense in the bro's generally poor or limited taste in video games, and over fondness of his console of choice. When these two types of gamers meet they often bring out the worst in each other.
Gamer: Did you check out Stacking, man?
Bro Gamer: Naw man!
Gamer: Super Meat Boy?
Bro Gamer: HELL NAW.
Gamer: Then what do you play?
Bro Gamer: BLOPS ALL THE WAY.
Gamer: I find your choice in games to be disappointingly narrow, but as a gamer who simply plays for fun, I don't think I could care less.
Hardcore Gamer: I'm playing VVVVVV. It's hard as hell, but oh so satisfying.
Bro Gamer: Man, shit. Those graphics be the opposite of hella dank, playa.
Hardcore Gamer: Get out.
PC Gamer: I prefer PC gaming because of the keyboard and mouse, as the mouse itself is unarguably a superior aiming tool.
Bro Gamer: Hell naw, bro. Controllers all the way! Don't need auto-aim or nothin!
PC Gamer: My bro senses are tingling. Also, get out.
Bro Gamer: Naw man!
Gamer: Super Meat Boy?
Bro Gamer: HELL NAW.
Gamer: Then what do you play?
Bro Gamer: BLOPS ALL THE WAY.
Gamer: I find your choice in games to be disappointingly narrow, but as a gamer who simply plays for fun, I don't think I could care less.
Hardcore Gamer: I'm playing VVVVVV. It's hard as hell, but oh so satisfying.
Bro Gamer: Man, shit. Those graphics be the opposite of hella dank, playa.
Hardcore Gamer: Get out.
PC Gamer: I prefer PC gaming because of the keyboard and mouse, as the mouse itself is unarguably a superior aiming tool.
Bro Gamer: Hell naw, bro. Controllers all the way! Don't need auto-aim or nothin!
PC Gamer: My bro senses are tingling. Also, get out.
by somepcgamer March 22, 2011
Get the Bro Gamermug.