3 definitions by Eagle Azure
The act of two straight dudes who are good friends chilling on a couch or a big bed in close proximity. Not to be confused with spooning. It's not a sexual act but rather two close friends or literal brothers who are comfortable being close to each other. Includes hugging, wrestling, play-fights, but mostly the act of being physically close in a way that isn't uncomfortable or creepy. Also when real brothers are far apart in age, the younger one wants to be physically close to his older brother. Bro-cuddling is part of Bromance, the need for two guys who like each other in a non-romantic way to be close and who feel comfortable touching each other.
David is 6 years old and scared of the storm. He went to his older brother Matt's room to hide out and for some "bro-cuddling." Matt is 17.
"My nephew hangs on me all the time. I know I'm his favorite uncle, but damn, enough with the constant bro-cuddling."
Both John and Doug are asleep on the big bean bag. John is using Doug's legs to prop up his pillow. They are not gay but they are always bro-cuddling.
"Adam Levine and Blake Shelton are doing some serious bro-cuddling on The Voice."
"My nephew hangs on me all the time. I know I'm his favorite uncle, but damn, enough with the constant bro-cuddling."
Both John and Doug are asleep on the big bean bag. John is using Doug's legs to prop up his pillow. They are not gay but they are always bro-cuddling.
"Adam Levine and Blake Shelton are doing some serious bro-cuddling on The Voice."
by Eagle Azure January 5, 2014
A Sprart is a fart with a spray or blast of air, powerful enough that no feces exits with it, such as a Shart, but that a person nearby can feel the blast of air exiting. This may happen when one farts while sneezing or coughing, as the air expelled causes a painful dilation of the anus with such force and speed that anyone close can feel the air as well as the person experiencing it not being able to walk for a minute or so. Sprarts usually do not smell because the air is dispersed quickly as opposed to a long, slow emission.
John and Lisa were play-fighting and she started sneezing, then she sprarted on his leg a few times. It took her a second to be able to walk.
I should not have eaten ice cream after those hot pockets last night, I feel a sprart coming on. I took a dump earlier so I know it's not a shart, but this has some real power behind it and my butthole already hurts.
My boyfriend sprarts on me at night when he's asleep. Why can't he just let it go quietly? I feel the blastwave of hot air against my arm and that's with his boxers on. Gross.
I should not have eaten ice cream after those hot pockets last night, I feel a sprart coming on. I took a dump earlier so I know it's not a shart, but this has some real power behind it and my butthole already hurts.
My boyfriend sprarts on me at night when he's asleep. Why can't he just let it go quietly? I feel the blastwave of hot air against my arm and that's with his boxers on. Gross.
by Eagle Azure February 23, 2014
A fat upper pussy area that has excessive fat and has an ecology of its own with sweat, grease, lint, and scraggly hair. Can be found on a woman of any age who has simply given up on both fitness and self-care and obviously has no real interest in men. Worse during a humid, hot summer.
OMG Dude it was fucking nasty, I was gonna go down on her, even though she's a little chubby, but man, it was worse than a seafood salad down there, it's a fucking chalupa fupa.
by Eagle Azure May 19, 2016