Blue Monday

1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.

1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."

Blue Monday by L_Roku September 8, 2007

blue funk 

A state of confusion, absent mindedness, and deep thought, usually brought about by a profound experience or idea, often by a near death experience. Can last from a couple of hours to a couple of weeks.

1. Survivng a car crash threw me into a blue funk.

2. Whats up with davo, he's not talkin'? He's been in a blue funk since his mate got shot.

blue funk by El_Diqo August 7, 2005

Blue fuck 

An interjection used to express anger and/or surprise.

What in the blue fuck is this?

Blue fuck by Some chick named Fred December 12, 2005

Blue Anon 

A cabal of democratic conspiracy theorists pushing ideas like Trump was a Russian agent.

Damn, the creepy porn lawyer says Kavanaugh is a gang rapist but now the lawyer is going to prison. Blue anon is so hypercrictical.

Blue Anon by BDONK March 7, 2021

blue ninja 

the police, FBI, DEA or any law enforcement agent looking to bust someone.

the blue ninjas are everywhere. protect ya neck! don't get popped and have to go upstate.

blue ninja by shortyshitstain November 5, 2009

Blue Tuesday 

The depressed day (or days) you have in the 72-96 hours after ingesting ecstasy. (Does not have to actually be a Tuesday) How it came about: Most people who go to school and/or work but who use X will pop a pill on a Friday night and party until Saturday. The imbalances caused by the massive release of serotonin while using the drug causes your receptors to temporarily malfunction and by Tuesday one is usually feeling inexplicably sad or depressed.

I wondered if it was my Blue Tuesday that made sex so awful for me, that evening. Technically it was spot on, but I couldn't get my head in the game and really enjoy it.

Blue Tuesday by The Inky Kitty November 27, 2010

blue october 

Texas-based band whose albums include:
"The Answers"
"Consent to Treatment"
"History for Sale"
and "Foiled"
The band is known for it's emotional lyrics, outstanding vocals, and often experimental sound, ranging from hard-hitting rock to almost electronic beats.

Blue October Band Members:
Justin Furstenfeld: lead vocals/guitar
CB Hudson: guitars/vocals
Ryan Delahoussaye: violin/mandolin/piano/vocals
Matt Noveskey: bass/vocals
Jeremy Furstenfeld: drums/vocals

blue october by Moose June 18, 2006