Bert

*Bert*
_Bert /bɜ t/ n. (Rhyming slang)_

* The grand finale where an artiste, giving a rhythmic performance from behind, pulls his hampton out at just the right moment to unload his gentleman's relish all over his partner's back, as in the unforgettable style of legendary singer-songwriter Bert Batterbach.

(To spunk up someones back)

I was giving her a good un from behind, then just as I got my wizard’s shoes on, I whipped it out and gave her the full Bert

by doctornellie May 28, 2025

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by 789koki October 5, 2016

old bert

Evil incarnate. If you run into an Old Bert it is best to try and escape before it notices you are there. If escape is not possible then trying to make a deal to spare your life is the best option. Old Bert's feed on the human soul and if hungry will stop at nothing to get it's next meal. If already fed then it's personality will revert to a calm state, although if angered it would be lucky if the body was found in a piece larger then a finger nail. It is best to avoid Old Bert's at all cost but the reward for capturing one alive is enough to get you your own private island with money to spare. Approach Old Bert's at own risk with full knowledge that it will most likely eat you and your soul.

You hear about the city that was destroyed, apparently an Old Bert caused it.

by Old_Bert July 8, 2017

Skinny Bert Newton

A special breed of human, can be found wining and dining birds in high class establishments otherwise he's usually running around in creeks like some regular old creek nigga, doesn't mind the send or a few nose beers when he gets the chance.

"Fuck me! Thats skinny bert newton!"

by shackwiz January 14, 2019

Ska-Bert

The act of stealing someone's handshake

Person 1: Hey nice to meet you *Attempts to give the person a handshake*
Person 2: Nice to meet you too *Goes to give him a handshake*
Person 3: SKA-BERT *Gives person 1 the handshake instead*

by Spazzzattack25 February 14, 2019

Big Bertha

The THICCCCCCEST baby to ever exist, a god in her own right and has her own "religion" (cult, the BBC's (Big Bertha Cult) of the world).
No one will EVER be as thiccc as she is , her creation is a whole month long celebration, we celebrate and thank the creator/ founder of Big Bertha and our "religion".

" Dude is that the almighty Big Bertha, the thicccccest person to ever exist ?"

by Big Brandi March 12, 2020

Bullied Bertha

When an extremely fat bitch is riding your hard cock to the point of it going soft and getting stuck, therefore having to be surgically removed.

The doctor said I was lucky to still have my penis because the bullied bertha almost took it for herself

by PPhil24 April 21, 2020