doctornellie's definitions
*Bert*
_Bert /bɜ t/ n. (Rhyming slang)_
* The grand finale where an artiste, giving a rhythmic performance from behind, pulls his hampton out at just the right moment to unload his gentleman's relish all over his partner's back, as in the unforgettable style of legendary singer-songwriter Bert Batterbach.
(To spunk up someones back)
_Bert /bɜ t/ n. (Rhyming slang)_
* The grand finale where an artiste, giving a rhythmic performance from behind, pulls his hampton out at just the right moment to unload his gentleman's relish all over his partner's back, as in the unforgettable style of legendary singer-songwriter Bert Batterbach.
(To spunk up someones back)
I was giving her a good un from behind, then just as I got my wizard’s shoes on, I whipped it out and gave her the full Bert
by doctornellie May 28, 2025
Get the Bertmug.