Asked Calmly 

Yelling your question at someone in a very aggresive manner and pushing them to the wall with demands for answers.

Originated from the movie adaptation of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, where Dumbledore asking calmly if Harry put his name in was replaced with Dumbledore yelling it at Harry agressively.

Book: "'Did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?' He asked calmly."
Movie: "'HARRY! DID YAH PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!'"

Asked Calmly by Urbaxy April 5, 2019

the one who asked

me

i am the one who asked if somebody says who asked tell them it was me
person 1: WhO AsKed
me: i was the who asked

the one who asked by GioJoeJojo June 13, 2022

who asked? 

who asked, is a whitty "comeback" in a argument and is also shown to mostly have been used by fatherless children. and there are some counters to this "comeback" examples below.

person 1: hey did you kno-

person 2:"who asked?"
person 1 "oh i know, me myself and I thats 3 people right there"
person 2: "well I-"
person 1:"also by asking who asked you are showing interest in this conversation so that means you were interested and if you were interested that means internaly, you truly asked, so somebody did ask and that person is you, so if anything you just insulted yourself so that is who asked my good man."

who asked? by lockbuster December 15, 2022

AskMen.com

A website for insecure macho egotistical dumbasses that try to be "manly" by taking orders from some fraud (a waste of life) who gets rich off writing complete bullshit. Apparently, it is quite manly to be an ignorant dumbass.

From AskMen.com's article about 10 "subtle" ways to tell her she's too fat (because it isn't manly enough to just talk to her about it instead of being an immature douchebag and if you really loved her you wouldn't give two shits)

1. Take her to places where she has to wear a swimsuit.

If you still have your testicles after you do any of those subtle things, then you deserve to lose them either through castration or cancer.

AskMen.com by ThePublisher November 26, 2010

askance 

adverb. Regard a person or situation with distrust or disapproval.
origin unknown

She looked at him, askance.

askance by Julia P. June 21, 2005

Who TF Asked? 

Who The Fuck Asked?

A phrase commonly used to describe surprising levels of stupidity of an article, usually focused on a celebrity doing "Shocking Activities", that almost always are just common things.

Have you seen that <well known person> wore bikini on the beach?
Wow! Who TF Asked?

Did you know that <another well known person> went to the restaurant and tipped the waiter 0.0000000021% more than usuall?
Amazing! Who TF Asked?

Who TF Asked? by ILook4LegalLoli August 24, 2020

Nobody Asked 

An insult, meaning they don't want to hear what you have to say. Normally told at school in one of these two circumstances--1)They asked you the question and you answered it honestly 2)You give your opinion on the same topic when they were talking to you

This is normally a sign of bullying or harassment, but some people mistake it for "kids being kids". If the same person says "Nobody Asked" to you more than once, you should stop talking to them as they are trying to get under your skin.

Person 1: What's your favorite Star Wars movie or TV Show?
Person 2: I like The Mandalorian, it was a great Star Wars show!
Person 1: THE MANDALORIAN IS TRASH, NOBODY ASKED!
Person 2: But, you literally asked...
Person 1: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE?!

Nobody Asked by v1vdefineswords December 7, 2020