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You're giving me the Vapors

This phrase has two meanings:
1) you're getting me hot (to the point of perspiration)
2) you're creeping me out hard core
Damn Annika, will you take a look at that fine piece of meat over there? He is certifiably giving me the vapors!!

Did you see how that guy just looked at me and wet his lips? He just gave me the vapors. Let's get out of here.

What you just said right there was hot, and in fact, you're giving me the vapors!

Maybe later you can taste my vapors.

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You're welcome

When a grammar nazi corrects your use of your welcome. You know who you're.
You're a gramma nazi. Yes that's gramma without a R. Your welcome.

You're welcome had to be used in the example box. Screw you urban dictionary.

#gramma nazi

You're all niggers at some point in your life

Most Likely a famous quote from the book "Uncle Tom's Cabin", but now the quote is used to justify the use of the racial slur for purposes of extreme animosity towards Microsoft for one's X box breaking
Andrew:freaking people take the n word so badly. its a fucking word. get used to it. i don't care if you are black, white, racist, christian you're all niggers at some point in your life. i don't give a fuck what people think

Jacob: Andrew that was literally the craziest thing I have ever heard.

you're mom 

literally an insult misspelled by noobs (your mom)
Noob: YOU'RE MOM MUAHAHAHAHASHAHAAHALOMUAHAH

Person1: that guy doesnt know english
you're mom by eggsyego123 May 22, 2018

you're fired 

A phrase used to indicate that a person is no longer working in their job, usually because they participated in necrophilia or arson.
But actually, "you're fired" indicates (when said to you) that you no longer work at your job. Sucks.
Ironically, Trump famously used the phrase on The Apprentice, which is hilarious because he is being fired right now.
You're fired can be responded to by saying "no I'm not, I'm Dad."
The phrase can also indicate that you are currently burning.
How dare you? Oh god, the children... you're fired!
You've done nothing for five years! You're fired!
You're fired! "Hi fired, I'm Dad."
Is something burning? No, Steve just got fired.
you're fired by TheAnswerIs9 December 19, 2019

you’re so pretty 

a polite way to tell a dumbass to fuck off.
You made a dumb mistake, and you want my help fixing it? You’re so pretty.

You're shitting me 

A statement made by a person who is literally passing through the digestive system of another person. The phrase can be used at any time in this process, but would not be audible until the speaker's mouth has exited the anus.
You're shitting me! Hurry up, it's smelly in here!