Toxic Waste 

Toxic Waste is a type of sour sweet that comes in what looks like a small yellow plastic barrel and costs £1. Inside the container, there are many individually wrapped sweets that come in the following flavours - BLack CHerry, Blue Raspberry, Lemon, Apple and Watermelon. Unfortunately, you only ever seem to get one rasperry and one melon per pack. They irritate your mouth if you eat too many in a short space of time, but they are rather addictive.

Oh my GOD ! I just ate 6 toxic waste in a row !! They are sooo good ! But...now I feel as though the top of my mouth has been skinned....I need some bonjela......

Toxic Waste by Lovecat December 15, 2008

I just wanted to play monopoly 

The lord's audio itself.

Person 1: I just listened to I Just wanted to play monopoly

Person 2: Oh, the lord's text?

I just wanted to play monopoly by ImmortalMicr0 March 11, 2019

Waste of blood and organs 

Any individual who, through either their actions or their very nature, simply does not justify the air they displace.

Jim: Ted you're so useless, you really are an utter waste of blood and organs.
Ted: Oh... *Looks dejected and slinks out of the room*

Waste of blood and organs by Papa_Smee February 3, 2008

Weed Waster 

A term used for a smoking device which is poorly designed and/or clogged(usually, but not always wood, as in, Woody Weed Waster), causing most of the marijuana to be burned away with little smoke entering the lungs of the smoker.

Hey man, get some papers, I don't want to smoke out of that weed waster...we won't get high.

Weed Waster by Dank Rider July 19, 2004

waste 

If something is waste it is poor/bad. Somehing you didn't enjoy.

1/ That session was waste

2/That trick was waste

waste by HeDgEs18 June 6, 2005

wasteman 

A boy that is worthless and has no reason to be living, can also be very stupid and selfcentered.

wasteman: Me and shanice were mashing all weekend it was sik man.
1 month later
normal man: you know shanice is pregnant ryt...
wasteman: WTF dat aint got nuffing to do wid me man she cud have been mashing pure manz behind ma bak da weekend we were together.
normal man: But you were wid her the whole weekend.
wasteman: Bun dat it aint ma kid and even if it is i aint gonna be the one raising it, if ma dad cud jus leave so can I.

If you go down to areas such as brixton you will find alot of bois that could be classified as a wasteman.

wasteman by slue waste manz April 25, 2006

Waste of oxygen 

Useless, brain dead, stupid

Paul is a waste of oxygen.

Waste of oxygen by Mike Gambone July 5, 2008