toned

when one has smoked too much tea, they become toned instead of toned

man this earl gray is so good....i'm soooo toned

by tea-a-holic June 22, 2006

crotch torpedo

Tampon.
An absorbing material that bitches use to stop the bloodflow, yo.

95% of hos lose their virginity to a crotch torpedo and not my rocket ship.

by You Stole my Wristwatch December 27, 2004

Topped

Toped - as high as you can be with no further highness

Bro... I'm totally topped topped right now.

by 2006Babes August 2, 2017

torpedoes

1) n. The tips of one's fingers after wiping, but prior to washing. IE Your fingers when they have shit on them.

2) n. A game involving sticking your shit covered finger tips in someone's face.

1) Upon picking my nose, I realized I forgot to wash my torpedoes. Damn...

2) I stuck my fingers in my friend's mouth and shouted, "Torpedoes!" and ran away. He soon caught me and beat the shit out of me...

by Captain Sex Offendor September 17, 2006

torpedo

torpedo
(n).

1. This term is best described when a subject is being viewed by a person or persons from afar. The subject at a distance looks to be attractive, but as subject comes within closer proximity of the person or persons viewing the subject, the phase of what appeared attractive no long applies.
2. When objects or people look beautiful from far away, but dangerous or ugly up close.

d00d, no, she's a torpedo.

by TensePenguin July 30, 2009

toedobber

a person who fucks a toe. One who have a infactuation for toes.

That girl was a crazy toedobber.

That dude likes sucking toes, what a toedobber.

by Rokaxe August 11, 2009

Topped Out

When you're sucking a dick and the dick hits the back of your throat

That blonde pole monkey with the pretty blue eyes topped out on my dick and choked

by Matt Reese March 28, 2015