Toss salad

The act of destroying a house during a search warrant

Man, those cops sure know how to toss salad.

by Yo-momma123 December 7, 2016

toolshed

A large gathering of tools

Guy: So where you going to college?
Tool: Wake Forest

Guy: That place is a toolshed.
Tool: Yeah! I know! I hit the jackpot.

by Ron Tacandong May 9, 2014

Tooski

A women of womanly origins with cute checks and nice buttocks

"I heard he likes cock"
- Tooskis Mom

Look at that Tooski! What a wierdo, I think he likes loli?

by LargeAidzzzz696969420XXxx March 7, 2022

2019 toss-up

The answer to when the sheer amount of genders and sexual identifying words have become too much and you just cant fucking tell anymore

Guy: Is sammy male or female? I really can't put my finger on it
Girl: Hell if I know... Thats a 2019 toss-up

by refreshingconfucius January 3, 2019

care a toss

To give a damn

"I just started to learn French."
"Bully for you, stupid, I don't care a toss."

Who cares a toss for politics?

by JQPublic May 6, 2010

Back on the tools

Returning to being single after a small amount of time in a relationship. Returned to having to rely on masturbation for relief again.

Bob's bird gave him the push last week. Poor sod is back on the tools again - his right arm is like an engine piston.

by reginald molehusband October 20, 2016

Tootsie Rollin

The sexual act of passing a solid piece of fecal matter back and forth between two anuses while reaching through each others legs and helping to manually release your parter.

When two people bend over,press their spread asses together, and one shits into the others ass and it is passed back while your jerk and finger each other to orgasm.

Shit girl me and my man was tootsie rollin last night.

So i kidnapped these two sluts and forced them into some tootsie rollin.

by Stubs Magnificent July 6, 2008