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Drummer Tongue 

The uncontrollable placement of the tongue half way out either corner of the mouth, usually signifying complete and total concentration of a particular task. Drummer Tongue is most often witnessed when a drummer air or professional is knee deep in a fat solo just straight working the drums. The phenomena of drummer tongue is not isolated to drummers, in fact Drummer Tongue has been witnessed on many prominent world figures and other career professionals including but not limited to the following:

President Bush (thinking of what to say mid speech)
David Hasselhoff (driving Kit from Night Rider)
Snoop Dogg (rolling a tight spliff)
Brain Surgeons (anything with your head open)
Professional Bowlers (preparing for a strike)
Professional Boxers (unloading a furious combination)
UFC Cage Fighters (performing a submission)
Drunken College students (trying to hold a conversation)
Porn Stars (working dat @$$)
Airline Pilots (mixing their drinks)
Bomb Squad team member (defusing a bomb)


Dude 1: OMG!! Look at that dork playing the air drums on his steering wheel! He thinks he’s Tommy Lee!

Dude 2: Woaaahh!!! He’s rocking the f#ck out!! Oh no way! He’s even got Drummer Tongue!!

Drummer Tongue by DunkMonkey October 4, 2008
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Divers tongue 

Going down on a girl (or a guy) for a long period of time until you begin speaking in a lisp from the tongue's numbness.
"Dude, how was last night?"
"Ish wash greaht mahn."
"Bro! You have Divers Tongue!"
Divers tongue by AnonononIII March 11, 2014

vape tongue 

When you smoke too much of one juice so then it starts to lose its flavor
"hey man, do you want this juice? i got vape tongue from it.

Lizards tongue

Jissum that flies out of a penis for a considerable length......like a lizards tongue.
Matt: where's Pete gone?
Lukey: he's gone in cubicle 2 to fire his lizards tongue in Dirty Di's hair.
Matt: Marvellous.

Tangerine tongue tickle 

A tangerine tongue tickle is when you are eating out a women’s pussy but when she isn’t looking you quickly grab a tangerine and spray the juice on your tongue then continue to eat the pussy, infusing the acidic tangerine juice with the pussy to where it creates a tickling effect in the pussy from the acid juice, with a slight burn occurring an hour after.
Last night when my girlfriend was not paying attention I gave her a tangerine tongue tickle, she really liked it at first, but the tickle then changed to a burning feeling, luckily she didn’t know it was because of me.

numb tongue 

When you burn your tongue on something too hot like coffee or pizza and cannot feel it for a day or two.
Guy 1: Hey you want to go grab a slice at Mario's?
Guy 2: Nah bruh, I still got numb tongue from last time.
numb tongue by kmal9er April 2, 2016

Demon tongue 

When used correctly on a pussy, it bring intense and multiple orgasms, making her legs shake like she's possessed.
That guy gave me the most intense orgasm, with his demon tongue.
Demon tongue by Bez101 August 14, 2018