the first shit that you pump out of your ass after a rock hard cock has been in it, causing bleeding such that the tip of the shit is coated in red blood.
she told me to pull out cause she was gonna drop a red turtle in my mouth, but instead she smeared it all over my chest
by in the out hole December 24, 2007
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by mcknazzy December 31, 2011
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by Lovemyturtle February 1, 2014
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by Hurburt December 1, 2019
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by Steven dickerson June 17, 2018
Get the SPANKING THE TURTLE mug.Turtle hunting is when you feel a turrle head popping out of your rectum and proceed to go the nearest mirror, grab your asscheaks, and spread them just to see what your turtle head looks like.
Friend- "dude where'd you go"
You- "sorry, I felt something popping out so I had to go turtle hunting"
You- "sorry, I felt something popping out so I had to go turtle hunting"
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