Noun.
Used when referring to someone who's smile makes you feel uncomfortable. Usually a full toothed grin with widened eyes and raised eyebrows. You usually find yourself expecting them to say, "Hey kids, get in the van, I have candy for you."
Used when referring to someone who's smile makes you feel uncomfortable. Usually a full toothed grin with widened eyes and raised eyebrows. You usually find yourself expecting them to say, "Hey kids, get in the van, I have candy for you."
Guy: You know Barney? He totally has a stalker smile.
Guy2: I know, right? I can just picture him on the news for rape charges.
Or
Girl: Mr. (Insert creepy teacher's name here) has such a stalker smile. It creeps me out. I can't stand to be in his classes.
Girl2: Ugh me either. It always feels like he's checking me out.
Guy2: I know, right? I can just picture him on the news for rape charges.
Or
Girl: Mr. (Insert creepy teacher's name here) has such a stalker smile. It creeps me out. I can't stand to be in his classes.
Girl2: Ugh me either. It always feels like he's checking me out.
by My Dad Has A Stalker Smile February 26, 2010
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Someone please help me! HE HAS ME LOCKED IN HIS BASEMENT AND I AM POSTING THIS WITH MY CELL PHONE'S WIRELESS WEB SERVICE!!!**#!#@!@
by yougot0wn3d November 5, 2004
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A person that will deactivate and activate their profile to suit their need to look at your profile... This makes it impossible for you to delete them from your friends list unless you catch them in the act... This person is a miserable excuse for a human being and has nothing else to do that to see what's going on in your life
Facebook stalker: So, I'm going to work at McDonald's for the rest of my life am I???
Normal Person: What??? How did you see that???
Facebook stalker: I reactivated my profile to see if you were talking about me! But don't try to delete me, cuz I deactivated it again.
Normal Person: What??? How did you see that???
Facebook stalker: I reactivated my profile to see if you were talking about me! But don't try to delete me, cuz I deactivated it again.
by klqhizvnlabAPO{fal January 30, 2010
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More specifically, one can stalk while in a public setting, like in school or amongst friends, typically by pretending to text on a cameraphone, but actually taking a close-up and often unflattering photo of the person. This is best done with the camera feature on a Blackberry device.
Stalking can also be the practice of driving around (in cases of severe boredom) to various friends houses, awkwardly taking a picture of their house, then posting and tagging the photo on Facebook. This is an effective way of creeping out your friends, killing time, and wasting gas. Nonetheless, it is awesome, and credit should be given to the creator of stalking: Devina Parmar.
More specifically, one can stalk while in a public setting, like in school or amongst friends, typically by pretending to text on a cameraphone, but actually taking a close-up and often unflattering photo of the person. This is best done with the camera feature on a Blackberry device.
Stalking can also be the practice of driving around (in cases of severe boredom) to various friends houses, awkwardly taking a picture of their house, then posting and tagging the photo on Facebook. This is an effective way of creeping out your friends, killing time, and wasting gas. Nonetheless, it is awesome, and credit should be given to the creator of stalking: Devina Parmar.
1. Devina was really bored in IBBM, so she decided to take out her Blackberry and stalked everyone around her.
2. Whenever I'm with Devina, we always wind up hopping in my car and stalking everyones houses.
2. Whenever I'm with Devina, we always wind up hopping in my car and stalking everyones houses.
by stalkyoface June 17, 2009
Get the stalking mug.A word describing someone who awkwardly knows information about people they haven't met or don't know personally; someone who stalks people they "know of" and declares this information awkwardly to them.
Person 1: Hey, you know my cousin's wife's best friend's nephew's neighbor don't you?
Person 2: ...how do you know that?
Person 1: I saw you on facebook
Person 2: Wow you're so stalkward.
Person 2: ...how do you know that?
Person 1: I saw you on facebook
Person 2: Wow you're so stalkward.
by bomchicabowwow September 7, 2010
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Jack's such a stalker
Stalkee:"Jack what are you doing?"
Jack:(emits squeaking noise and moves further away to continue stalking)
Stalkee:"Jack what are you doing?"
Jack:(emits squeaking noise and moves further away to continue stalking)
by JASANTIA April 15, 2006
Get the stalker mug.A claim to not be stalker-ish when divulging the fact that you know way too much information about the person you are interested in or the person you are dating.
by Danielle Benford May 18, 2008
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