ass spoon

A spoon you gift to somebody who deserves nothing more in life than to eat a healthy portion of your ass.

Somebody is so stupid or just plain below you, that you want them to eat shit. Ass Spoon

by Snoosnoo November 23, 2013

Spoon Daddy

The owner, or "Daddy" of a Speen. The Spoon Daddy is meant to keep its Speen out of trouble, for once the parasitical Speen is attached, it can not be rid of.

"Damn, Carl's Speen is really getting out of hand. Yeah, he really needs to step up and be the damn thing's Spoon Daddy."

by speenshit March 10, 2017

The Wooden Spoon

Instead of slapping your partner's ass in bed, you use a wooden spoon and ask him/her why they drank your sake.

"Have you ever tried "the Wooden Spoon"?"

Her: "Oh yeah slap my ass"
Him: *smacks ass with wooden spoon*
Him: "DID YOU DRINK ME SAKE??"

by Nicko Tay July 5, 2020

Reverse Spooning

The act of laying butt-to-butt while sleeping.

Tony and Ari were reverse spooning in the aisle of the bus while trying to get some sleep.

by Flackawhacka July 26, 2010

"spooning the chihuahua"

extreme happiness or joy, as represented by cartoonist vanessa davis.

Oh my god, I was totally "spooning the chihuahua" last night.

by mian August 21, 2006

Spoon Dick

A penis without girth yet contains a massive head.

I loved him but his spoon dick was like being fucked by a troll.

by dé ƒåç†ø May 30, 2010

sex on a spoon

an attractive person

phwoar she's sex on a spoon

by Lel July 23, 2005