I am a spoon 

When you run out of the dank insults and don't have anything more creative. Maybe somebody collects spoons in your family? Brilliant! Go sit in a drawer like the low-life piece of cheap metal you are.

I am a spoon! (Internal crying)

I am a spoon by Spoonnotaspork October 20, 2016

you fucking spoon 

An insult

Bob: why didn't you call me last night?
Kim: Because I'm not intrested!

Bob: What?
Kim: take a hint you fucking spoon

you fucking spoon by whats it to you??????? May 27, 2017

Peanut butter spoon 

it sounds like it should be suggestive but who knows?

you guys ever look up peanut butter spoon on urban dictionary?

no? why?

i don't know if it's a real thing but it sounds like it should be

Peanut butter spoon by DrKrainiker September 21, 2020

Little Spoon 

To be the person in a cuddle sesh who is 'in front'.

I want to be the little spoon.

Little Spoon by PineappleJuice March 9, 2015

silver spoon coon 

A term used to describe one who received their success because of their privileged upbringing. For example, an artist such as a rapper or singer that grew up in a rich family and didn't have to work nearly as hard as others to attain their current wealth, status, or success.

Kendrick ain't no silver spoon coon tho! He grinded for that shit cuh.

silver spoon coon by TrapGodYeezusJr May 14, 2017

peanut butter spoon 

The loser got hit by a loser so he ate a peanut butter spoon

peanut butter spoon - donut operator

peanut butter spoon by ImRed6000 September 18, 2020

Wooden Spoon Speed 

Wooden Spoon Speed is the speed at which a child runs at while being persued by said childs enraged parent.

any person can run at wooden spoon speed.

after lil jonny broke the window, he ran at wooden spoon speed to hide under his bed.

Wooden Spoon Speed by JehovahsWittnessProtectionUnit April 12, 2010