Simpanzee

Just like a simp but over the top. A simpanzee will not only simp for pussy, but will also simp for their Mother. Usually a MILF.

Hamish is such a simpanzee. I seen him hook up with Felicia’s Mother.

by VACATION PLANS! February 26, 2020

Simpn’t

The refusal to simp or a person who is a non-simper.

*beats gf in everything, while showing no mercy*
“Wow, you really are a simpn’t”

by G Willy April 26, 2020

SImpostor

An Impostor who simps in order to not get voted out. Found in the game Among Us.

A: This dude just helped fixing his sabotages for everyone though he was an Impostor.
B: What a SImpostor.

by earuhwrbwruvbhwbuern September 19, 2020

awakened simp

Simps are not eternal. The "awakened simp" is the state of being a simp achieves when he realizes his wrongdoings. This state comes after a simp has endured too much self-inflicted pain. This is also when a simp realizes that he needs to work to better himself, his self worth and confidence, before working on getting laid

Kyle used to be a simp, chasing uninterested women and belittling himself. Now he's become an awakened simp. What a chad

by Charlie 27 April 8, 2020

Fucking Simp

When calling someone a simp isn't enough.

Jake: Lmao Chris is such a Fucking Simp.

by xZaeroSin May 21, 2020

chess simp

When you don’t take the queen in a game of chess even though the opportunity is obvious. Done out of 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑐 for women.
Term first coined by the Trash Taste podcast, when they held their chess tournament arc.

Chess Noob: “Why didn’t they take the queen?”
Chess Expert: “My child, they’re a chess simp.”
Chess Noob: “Ah, I see.”

by The Peanuts King August 25, 2020

Simona

A girl thats, funny, amazing, and supercool. Is a very rare person, being a nerd while being incredibly pretty and cute
Perfect Girlfriend Material!

Dude 1: Woah, who's that girl going in to the game store?

Dude 2: Wow, she's cute! She must be a Simona.

by Grimwood108 June 9, 2011