Shredder

noun, plural - shredders
1. A handjob applied with sub-100 grit sandpaper

2. The losing outcome of Gloryhole Roulette

My dick moulted like a snake from that Shredder I got last week.

by DapperCookieKwest February 13, 2014

Shredding Beef

The act of shredding one's vagina.

Joe: Did you go home with that chick last night?

Murr: Oh yeah bro, I was shredding beef all night!

by kevhat September 29, 2014

Shredding Weight

Losing over 8 pounds in two weeks

What are you talking About? You're shredding weight with that 21 day fix.

by Gaza the kazan April 25, 2015

Shreddies

Shreddies are the art of doing a 4x4 donut either on ice in a side by side or on an ATV.

Shreddies also refer to 4x4 donuts in a jacked diesel mainly Ford or Dodge.....Chevy's seem to break everytime.

ATV --Me and jenna were ripping shreddies on slave lake till we were spinning too fast and she flew off

Truck --Me and Sarah roasted my tires off doing shreddies in a Walmart parking lot

by White Unicorn April 10, 2016

shredded tweet

A Twitter message that demands more than the standard 140 characters and must be divided into two tweets.

That dude is so wordy he had to use his shredded tweet!

by ScreamingPitch July 12, 2016

shreddies

shreddies are the best mother fricken cereal in the whole universe. you hungry? shreddies. you depressed? shreddies. you lonely and want to be loved? shreddies.

“hey man what you doing?”
“SHREDDIES”

by ben dover moore su i can cream December 15, 2018

shredded

When your emotions, or physical advances are completely rejected, ignored, and/or obliterated by the intended recipient

"Hi. Vanessa, I think love you"
"DUDE, does this shirt make my tiny breasts look weird?" *SHREDDED*
"Ohp"

"Hi. You look beautiful today Vanessa"
"Thanks!" *SHREDDED*

"Hi. Vanessa you want to go do something fun today??"
"Bro, got to be home before curfew" *SHREDDED*

by Sawyer66 January 4, 2019