Shlong

A shlong is a boner the will not go away and is there for eternal life

Oh dude he has a shlong!!

by Slayinchrome May 22, 2021

shlong

sematagiolos way of saying penis but in a very gangsta and swag way,if one is to use this word in theyre everyday life they will be granted "The Nigballs" achievement.

-yourfavouritefriendtagi

oh dayum youve got a really seki shlong! it is a noun and an adjective. Oh shlong,is another way of being frightened

by j nigga May 27, 2021

Shlong

A part of a male body which is a penis

I eat shlong

by I eat butt June 4, 2021

Shconty (von Smell)

A selfish fat lazy shit formed over a billion years ago with megarexia and immense stupidity and multiple eating disorders and a gicantic invisible schlong bigger than the universe itself.

Also known as: yeshacontyconteiryrabbaigamliellevonsmellulercelulitus.

Shconty (Von Smell) your so kind.

by Ellosvs July 16, 2021

shamong

Of certain pleasure and enjoyment of the female genitle

Oh she enjoyed the shamong i gave her

by Nathan Adams July 20, 2021

shlong

the most massive of cocks

my shlong is the size of a football field

by horsecockk October 1, 2021

Schmongler

A small, flaccid, Caucasian penis

Zack, it's your shot, put away that Schmongler

by GarytheTerry69420 August 21, 2021