sekt

A person who, whilst trying to control their flaming homosexuality, projects it out onto others.

Favourite phrase of a Sekt:
"As above, also a lover of teh cock.
* loves teh cock."

Also,
"Stop being a Sekt and come out of the closet."

by Nichers March 21, 2003

shekaib

a fun sized afghan that is not a suicide bomber. unlike most afghans, he is calm and friendly.

kayla: hey that guy looks dangerous!!1!
brittany: dont even worry its just a shekaib

by bicboii44 November 21, 2010

Sheet wipe

When you run out of toilet role and rush to your bed using yours sheets in its place in order to clean your anus thourghly.

'I ran out of toilet role and was forced to sheet wipe'

'My anus was very saw after that sheet wipe'

'I change my sheets after every sheet wipe'

by Banana Split March 2, 2017

Sheetal

Mentally unstable, psycho, competition to shammi (watch "kumbalangi nights"), oola, the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of the worst, very religious but no use because god himself/herself/animal has given up on her.

She acts like a sheetal.(noun)

by Sheetal000000000000000 August 30, 2019

Chiang Kai-Shek's Revenge

A case of traveler's diarrhea that one gets during a trip to the China, specifically the People's Republic of China. Takes it's name from Chiang Kai-Shek, the leader of Nationalist China, who was overthrown by the Chinese Communist under Mao Zedong in 1949.

Bob: Hey, where's Jim? We were supposed to go see the Great Wall Today.
Mary: He came down with a case of Chiang Kai-Shek's Revenge

by thegreatrock June 22, 2012

Sheetz

Sheetz is a suck ass gas station/ inconvenient store where you go to lose your fucking mind. Mainly hicks go there to order MTO food for them and the 27 other people in their family. And the teens go there to get their juul pods to be the cool kids in school, kids that are underage also will try to buy tobacco products but their ID is in the car. And travelers from out of state get in line and always forget one thing wile the cashier is ringing them out and run around the store getting 12 more things. Basically a place to go if you want to see what hell will be like.

Person one- hey wanna go to Sheetz?

Person two- nah fuck that Sheetz sucks.

Person three- what’s a Sheetz? I never heard of that.

Person two- good you should keep it that way if you know what’s good for you.

by WildCard89! August 6, 2018

Balance sheet

Balance sheet = financial bullshit that no one cares about

Amanda can you pull a balance sheet together. Her reaponse is no it isn't important to do my job.

by Matt can you pass the sauce May 29, 2016