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1. One who pwnz all. Often admired and worshipped by large groups of easily manipulated idiots.

2. A group of people dedicated to the worship of Sekt.

3. A 'life-energy' possessed by great people.
1. Sekt is the greatest.

2. I am a member of a sekt.

3. This one possesses much sekt. He is strong.
by Sekt March 21, 2003
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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Often found engulfing another men's penises, sometimes to the extent that women don't need to worry about swallowing their partner's loads from now on;
"Do you feel like swallowing it, or should we dial'a'sekt tonight?"
by Boner 4 U March 21, 2003
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Too have ones DNA arranged so to assure flaming homosexuality.
You're such a Sekt.
by Big Sexy Cow March 21, 2003
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A person who, whilst trying to control their flaming homosexuality, projects it out onto others.
Favourite phrase of a Sekt:
"As above, also a lover of teh cock.
* loves teh cock."

Also,
"Stop being a Sekt and come out of the closet."
by Nichers March 21, 2003
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