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1. One who pwnz all. Often admired and worshipped by large groups of easily manipulated idiots.

2. A group of people dedicated to the worship of Sekt.

3. A 'life-energy' possessed by great people.
1. Sekt is the greatest.

2. I am a member of a sekt.

3. This one possesses much sekt. He is strong.
by Sekt March 21, 2003
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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Often found engulfing another men's penises, sometimes to the extent that women don't need to worry about swallowing their partner's loads from now on;
"Do you feel like swallowing it, or should we dial'a'sekt tonight?"
by Boner 4 U March 21, 2003
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Too have ones DNA arranged so to assure flaming homosexuality.
You're such a Sekt.
by Big Sexy Cow March 21, 2003
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One who thinks punk music is something other than aural pollution;
"I bought the latest NOFX album". "You fucking Sekt, what's the matter with you?"
by Paul McCartney March 21, 2003
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A person who, whilst trying to control their flaming homosexuality, projects it out onto others.
Favourite phrase of a Sekt:
"As above, also a lover of teh cock.
* loves teh cock."

Also,
"Stop being a Sekt and come out of the closet."
by Nichers March 21, 2003
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