When I was a teenager, my Mom put a rubber sheet on my Wonder-bed because that's where I jacked off every morning and every night - and I really blow a load when I cum!
by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021
Get the rubber sheet mug.This old saying indicating how a person walk after having too much to drink originated in New England. Wind mills used for grinding grain had four blades. Big sheets (similar to sails) where stretched across the blades (or woven between the slates). The wind mill would wobble when only three blades were loaded, hence the term "three sheets to the wind"
by Batwings August 30, 2006
Get the three sheets to the wind mug.(v) repeatedly receiving a text or other written communication from one person that halts conversation
Jake: "How was the concert last night?"
Rebecca: "good"
Jake: "Did you meet anyone in the band?"
Rebecca: "mhm"
Jake: "Don't sheet me girl"
Rebecca: "good"
Jake: "Did you meet anyone in the band?"
Rebecca: "mhm"
Jake: "Don't sheet me girl"
by fowlerninja March 3, 2014
Get the sheet mug.the act of slapping your current sexual partner in the face with a cookie sheet right after you say something really really silly to get them to look at you, usually pre-orgasm.
him: "You can't get off while biting the pillow like that, you could hurt your self!!"
her: "huwhat?!!"
*THUNK!*
her: "My fucking head asshole!!
her: "huwhat?!!"
*THUNK!*
her: "My fucking head asshole!!
by The5thHorseman November 12, 2004
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1) Fat Whore: fat - a spreadsheet or excel (XL) sheet, as in extra large clothing (XL) for fat people, whore - someone who 'spreads' their 'sheets' for anyone, aka fat whore.
2) Fat Chick - an excel (XL) sheet; a fat girl who has to wear oversize clothes
3) Whore, Skank, Slut - a girl who will fuck anyone
2) Fat Chick - an excel (XL) sheet; a fat girl who has to wear oversize clothes
3) Whore, Skank, Slut - a girl who will fuck anyone
by Nichihda August 17, 2010
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