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Seattle is an amazing city. But for people who have never actualy been... were not crazy... Some how all the T.V. directors on "The X Factor", "American Idol", "America's Got Talent" and other shows got to gether and said "Hey lets make Seattle look crazy" So our citizens dont actualy all look like crazy prostitutes...
"Hey have you ever been to Seattle? I heard there coffee is great!"
by lovefrome October 26, 2011
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Scuttlebutt

One who entertains the sport of "Buttock-scuttling"
"Man I was down the Flatulence emporium the other day, when I was roughly accosted by an octet of heavy set "Buttock-scuttlers". Why, Thank god I have my over sized novelty consumption pacification extender or things might have got quite obtuse I can tell you!" - Franky the Hyper-laxative Extreme Scuttlebutt Spokesman
by penis-vagina January 7, 2008
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Seattle Strongarm

The act of simultaneously, or consecutively, defecating and masturbating in a coffee shop restroom
I was all pent up on my road trip until I stopped off at a Starbucks and gave myself a Seattle Strongarm.
by Surrealyo September 3, 2012
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Scattergun Scrub

A catchy synonym for "shotgun noob" a scattergun scrub is a player in any game featuring shotguns, that prefers the use of shotguns over precision weapons; especially due to lack of skill or adaptability.

I created the term specifically to address certain members of the Gears of War franchise.
"That kid keeps peppering every inch of the map with his shotgun, he's just another scattergun scrub.
by Azaduur October 27, 2016
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scatter head

A person who changes topic alot, talks too fast, and talks about everything and anything.
Dylan's such a scatter head. I can't stand talking to him for more than 3 minutes.
by PsycHoe February 16, 2017
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Seattle

The place that almost never precipitates whenever it hits below 32 degrees.
That's why it rarely ever snows in Seattle in the winter time, because it's always the coldest when there aren't any clouds in the sky.
by Dubiks December 13, 2018
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Back Scuttle

A term used to define when a man prods someone up the arse hole with his stiff penis violently. Often it can be used to describe a person being buggered without permission.

It can also be used in the sense of ridiculing someone verbally in a way where the person can be said to have been back scuttled.
Example 1:

Brian: ‎" . . . i've seen lots of demons before when I was trying to betray God but all the paths of lucifer were lies and he made me suffer with his tool shed. . . "

Terence: "So, what kind of mental image have you got with this Brian guy and the devil in Lucifer's tool shed?"

Mark: His uncle back scuttling him in the toolshed when no one's around.

Example 2:

" Mark really Back scuttled Brian in that debate on the Illuminati conspiracy forum, Brian was left with his conspiracy pants down around his kankles for everyone to see."
by Back Scuttler May 2, 2012
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