Fapple sauce

Post-fap discharge.

Sorry, I didn't mean to get fapple sauce all over your new sofa.

by AtxAxLoss March 7, 2009

Weak Sauce

Describes an event or object that lacks inesnity and/or fails to fully accomplish its purpose. Used to degrade, or convey ones dissatisfaction in something.

That concert was weak sauce, I can't believe I paid to see it.

Or

Your Face is weak sauce.

by Little Dog Monk August 30, 2006

sauce-pitality

Extreme and unbridled enthusiasm, friendliness and hospitality with regard's to one's guests, especially concerning crashing on one's couch.

"We went up the hill to Nathan's the other night to watch the game and drink a few brewskies - afterwards he practically forced Corey, Ryan and I to stay the night on his comfy couch rather then walk all the way back down. What sauce-pitality!"

by Sleep Dancer January 5, 2010

Canberry Sauce

Canberry Sauce – noun – a jellied cranberry-based condiment sometimes served with holiday dinners, which contains no physical reference to cranberries whatsoever, beyond color and flavor. Connoisseurs of Canberry Sauce are keenly aware that the canberry sauce slices containing the imprints from the top or bottom of the can are the most flavorful.

Would you like a slice of canberry sauce with your Turducken? Or do you want the lumpy stuff with seeds and stems?
Mom! I totally called the bottom slice of the canberry sauce!

by WreckingDrew December 25, 2010

serious sauce

true, no joke, no kidding, not kidding, true spit, no J/K

Dude, you stink! Serious Sauce! go take a shower!

by rickerdoe July 9, 2010

plum sauced

A stage of drunkenness. Beyond hammered. Technically one is "plummed" or "plum sauced" when it is predicted that their night will end as a result of puking, passing out, or a serious felony.

Ramirez: I don't think Jose is gunna make it out essay, he is way to drunk right now.

Carlos: He is so plum sauced, let's get him home to our crib before he pukes, or causes a serious crime.

Hector: That's a good choice Carlos. Respect.

*fist bump*

by mexican_wrestler November 5, 2010

wall sauce

The text equivalent of a condiment; an inside joke made in script. Usually a randomly posted comment to a persons "wall" that typically makes sense only to the poster and postee.

I have wall sauce splattered all over my facebook page. Everyone probably thinks I'm a weirdo.

by [e-mail] April 23, 2009