4 definitions by Philip J.
the most pointless and costly governmenal effort of all time before the Reagan/Bush era debts. Costs an average of $75 billion a YEAR, and hasn't slowed drug-trafficking/use at all since it was implemented. In any case, it's also unconstitutional, because what you do in the privacy of your own home is YOUR FUCKING BUISINESS! Drugs should be legal for anyone over 21 who wishes to partake of them. If you tax them, you can set up rehab programs with the collected funds! It's not that complicated. Well, I suppose it would be to our current president, who can't even eat a fucking pretzel without choking.
by Philip J. May 31, 2004
possibly the worst advent in television since pro wrestling. Basically an excuse for Fox TV to only have to spend $30,000 dollars on random street folk and a handycam, so they can tape for twelve hours and get ridiculously high ratings, turning a large profit in the process-originated with shows like COPS, and Candid Camera, and eventually degraded itself to shit like "The Simple Life," "Joe Millionare," and most recently and disgustingly, "The Swan"
"Rupert Murdoch is a walking, talking asshole who uses human degradation to add to his pile of blood-money."
by Philip J. May 29, 2004
a wussy way to say the popular term used to describe people of African descent. It was originally started so little skinny white kids could refer to the term without actually saying it. Ironically, this is actually more racist if you put it into correct context, because it implies that you are afraid of a black kid beating you down if you say the dreaded "N-word." However, I am by no means racist myself, so please dont send threatening emails and junk. In fact, I am a advocate of anti-racism, and I posted this definition in order to help fight the more and more confusing methods of discrimination plaguing us every day.
by Philip J. April 25, 2004
a term referring generally to sperm. This was most notably used by the popular band Tenacious D in their short-lived show on HBO.
by Philip J. April 25, 2004