incarnated sperm

baby or foetus.This is my own word this is also a good insult many retarded people wont understand so get off the site.Even though this is true but baby and foeti have small brains so i just believe that, that was the insult basicly it is saying your a dumbass.
Person: I dont like you
Person 2:(ignores)
Person; listen you fucking incarnated sperm!
Person 2: who you callin' old?
Person: you fucking retard
Teacher: wats going on
Person: *stands up on table and screams* YOU FUCKING INCARNATED SPERM!!
by rou rou September 23, 2005
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Personal Sperm Bank

Any person, male or female, gay or straight, who allows men to cum inside them without properly cleaning between sexual encounters. This allows for more than one person's sperm to be inside them at the same time.
"I screwed that blonde chic last night but her pussy felt all wet and sloppy."
"That's cuz I fucked her just before you did and she still had my cum inside her when you tapped it. Dude, you were fucking a personal sperm bank!"
by CrazyJay November 22, 2009
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walking waste of sperm

The ultimate insult. Reserved for only the most hateful, stupid, obnoxious or contemptible people known.
That islamic suicide bomber killed several innocent people. What a walking waste of sperm he was.
by Frank Klaune January 27, 2005
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Dreaded Sperm Buildup

The affliction of mental and physical anguish experienced when it has been too long since a man experienced his last ejaculation. Blue balls is an extreme and particularly painful level of this ailment. Commonly referred to as the DSBs.
Male #1: Brent seemed particularly edgy and anxious last night at the party.

Male #2: Yes, I noticed that too and asked him about it. Apparently he was suffering from the DSBs because his girlfriend was out of town.

Male #1: That explains it. I hate the Dreaded Sperm Buildup!
by T-Browser July 03, 2014
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Sperm and egg omlete

A crude name for a baby. See also hump dumpling
Mary and Bob have there first sperm and egg omlete on the way, she's due in June.
by Special K - NH February 04, 2010
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firework sperm

The ejaculate of a man with an STD.
Once he got the clap, he put on quite the display of firework sperm.
by brownspider March 01, 2010
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sperm burpin slut

What every male's ex-wife or girlfriend becomes a minute after they break up.
Where's my ol'lady? Oh, you mean that sperm burpin slut that I used to have clean the old pipes every now and then.
by Anonymous October 19, 2003
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