Soapy Tit Wank

The preparation is to rub copious amounts of soap over your womans breasts. This can be done with hands or dick, then push the breasts together and hump until orgasm.

"Get anywhere Friday night?"
"Yeah, got a soapy tit wank off the barmaid"
"You lucky shite!"

by UB Jesus August 5, 2003

Soapy Columbus

When you poop in the shower.

Start taking a shower. Be too lazy to get out. Poop. This is known as a Soapy Columbus

by jaboc83 June 2, 2013

Soapy Dick

You are getting ready to jerk of in the shower and you realise you’re out of lotion and since you’re a lazy fuck you grabbed the axe essence since it was the closest to you. You’re now jerking it and feel a slight burn but you’re dumb enough to ignore it the next morning you wake up to piss and it feels like fire is coming out of your dick hole you then realise your lazy stupid ass has Soapy Dick. And you told someone so they told you to look up this definition and I can see that they were smart.

Look at you you’ve got Soapy Dick you stupid fuck go pour some bleach on it and make it feel better.

by Channman January 29, 2018

Soapy Booby Pic Day

On October 15th, females are required to send a soapy boob pic to a guy friend

“Emily it’s the 15th, you know what that means right?”

“Yes, it’s Soapy Booby Pic Day, I’ll get in the shower”

by imsolonelyandhornyomglol October 12, 2020

Soaphawk

A form of mohawk that is stylized by the character "Soap" MacTavish in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Characterized by short, thick hair, this mohawk is not your average hairdo. The Soaphawk is only visible in MW2. In MW1, playing as "Soap", you can't exactly see your own hair.

MW2 Fan 1: "Dude, that guys has an awesome Soaphawk!"
MW2 Fan 2: "Dude, I know!"

by MW2 Fan February 3, 2010

SoapBar

A crap brown hard drug sold as cannabis in england. Might have had something to do with cannabis at some point in it's past if you're lucky. Smoked by people who don't really like to get stoned too much (genrally tobacco smokers). Full of barbituates, records, industrial binding agents and worse. Sometimes refered to as solid or smackbar. Mostly smoked by kevs, trendies and peoples mum's.

Eugh was that fucking soapbar? - oh my god its soooooo foul. How can you smoke that shit?

by Matt October 20, 2004

Soapy Joe

1)A soapy joe, is a term that a group of people will use to describe someone in their group who is an outlier and doesn't really belong in that group

2)A soapy joe can also be a sex position where whilst playing the modern warfare 2 campaign, his/her partner will perform a 69.

3)Finally a soapy joe can mean an insult. it doesnt't really have a specific meaning, but people will use it anyway.

1) Guy1: Hey guys, I have just come back from bowling with soapy joe

Guy2) Soapy Joe? i thought he said he wasn't going?

Guy1): Yeah he turned up at the last minute

2) Guy1: Where did you go last night Tom?

Guy2: Oh right, my girlfriend was giving me a Soapy Joe

3) Guy1: Hey Kyle

Guy2: Shut up you Soapy Joe

by Steve Marshell September 26, 2011