Sealami 

An addict to the beverage Eggnog, and or cocaine.

That Sealami is going to have liver problems when they are older.

Sealami by Sealami October 12, 2021

Sealand

An awesome micro nation near England. The most awesome place in the world. Germany and UK's daughter, who's boss of the Awesome Family Mafia. NOT SEAWORLD!

Sealand is a pimp, dude.

Sealand by PrincipalityofSealand July 25, 2010

Sealed with a kiss 

When you fart at the end or near the end of taking a piss

Dam roy really fucked the bathroom off , well at least he sealed it with a kiss. Sealed with a kiss

Sealed with a kiss by Anthony craig March 27, 2021

fuck sealed 

a virgin
someone who has not had sexual intercourse

why is Mary the Holy Virgin..
coz she was fuck sealed

fuck sealed by papershredder December 17, 2010

pat seals 

the incredible and super amazing bassist for the band 'Flyleaf' that is fronted by Lacey Mosley. you can get a good view of Pat Seals in Flyleaf's video 'Im so sick.'

Naomi: "I Freaking LOVE Flyleaf Sooo Much!!!"
Rachel: "I Know Right!! Pat Seals and Lacey Mosley are the best thing about that band!"
Naomi: "I agree"

pat seals by moonlessdark January 30, 2010

sealfuck

intercourse with a woman who has an even layer of fat all over her body (no lumps or bulges). Not to be confused with a whalefuck

That Jennifer is a great sealfuck, born to be ridden.

sealfuck by Jake January 20, 2004

Grumblin' Sealion 

Screwing a fat woman with facial whiskers from behind and making her squeal like a sealion.

Jake won $50 after a Grumblin' Sealion experimentation.

Grumblin' Sealion by Squeakles December 3, 2011