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government science

Any facts that can be debunked by amateur/junior scientists, yet can still be considered weighted opinions, but aren't fully doctrine on factual basis or actuality.
That's just government science, not fully weighted science.
by William Harglesis June 6, 2011
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Science

A unique type of Religion.

Originally, science was the systematic knowledge of the physical or material world gained through observation and experimentation.

However, nowadays, it's filled with mindless follower sheep - just like all religions, however many science sheep are often "hardcore atheists" who look down on other religions, but on the other side of the note, often don't understand science.

I am a proud Agnostic who is open to the concept of religion, but not entirely convinced, before someone thinks I'm some Christian preacher.
Theist: I love God, he's amazing, he helped me with my life.

Science sheep/atheist: hahahah. you're a mindless, religious person who believes in god. Adam and Eve never started the world, you idiot.
An explosion called the Big Bang did!

Theist: Oh, really? What caused that explosion, then, seeing as you're a scientific expert and all?

Science sheep/atheist: Uhm.............. *walks away*
by Whahhhhhhhht? March 28, 2009
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science olympiad

A so called "intellectual sport." In fact an oppurtunity for nerds to psuedo-socialize while deluding themselves into thinking they are better then everyone else.
(FYI: that is not the case)
1. Seeing NASCAR on the cover of Sports Illustrated reminded the student of teh science olympiad championship banners in the gym.

2. The student was baffled over the fuss the school was in over the science olympiad team considering the humanities are far superior to science.

3. Chuck Norris does not look kindly on science olympiad.
by Phil Kiffer July 8, 2006
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do you even science

A fantastically stupid way to advise all people on the net that you are a complete and utter prick - using science as a verb is a passing phase but still very annoying and not needed. (one of 2016's ultimate dick terms)
'like, lidderally..., dude, do you even science, bro'

'*rolls eyes.... '
by tom healey September 11, 2016
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science

A conformists dream.

Science enabled the government to institutionally indoctrinate us and take away more and more freedom from us.
The government is you GOD.
by science is a prison March 13, 2005
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do science

To take a dump, poop, crap. To have a bowel movement. To defecate.
Too much pico during linch today, I need to go do science for a bit.
by mangus July 13, 2006
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A Dull Science

Pop-punk at its finest! A super star quartet out of San Diego whos passion in life is pleasing the crowd!! Backed by a loyal fan base and a relentless work ethic, A Dull Science is destined for world domination.
Look! It's Ilya, Hutton, Kevin, and Mark from A Dull Science! They're so sexy!
by adslover101 December 9, 2008
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