by sarahk August 27, 2012
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that fat ugly salamander says i cant talk to anyone else because i am his prize; he should go extinct.
by catniplover123 June 30, 2011
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Hide-the-salami
Dennis: Hey man, my hands are full, can you grab my keys for me? They're in my pocket.
James: Sure dude.
Dennis: (smiles)
James: (reaches real deep into his pocket)
James: Hey! You don't have any keys in your pocket and how come your pockets have been cut out?
Dennis: Hey man, my hands are full, can you grab my keys for me? They're in my pocket.
James: Sure dude.
Dennis: (smiles)
James: (reaches real deep into his pocket)
James: Hey! You don't have any keys in your pocket and how come your pockets have been cut out?
by tash and georgy November 12, 2006
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I can't piss because of all the salami tsunami next to me are making a racket with their belt buckles and fiddling with their KCs!!!
by Skirtlifter December 28, 2005
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by Beef it 2.0 August 28, 2012
Get the Salami Slam mug.Salim is a great guy. He gets all the girls;is amazing at sex. He has all the girls fall for him even his friend that are girls like him. Salims are usually friends with Faris’s and Amaan’s. They have similar treated but can not compare to Salim
Girl: OMG, did u see Salim today
Girl No.2: Ik I saw him in his underwear last night. He was so good.
Girl: He just invited me to stay over, he might do it with me. I’m so excited!!
Girl No.2: Ik I saw him in his underwear last night. He was so good.
Girl: He just invited me to stay over, he might do it with me. I’m so excited!!
by Big_s April 14, 2020
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by Beachnut32 February 17, 2008
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