pre shitaltion

As you're getting ready to sit down on the toilet and take a shit; before you reach the seat, some shit drops, unexpectedly.

He had to go home early today, because of pre shitaltion stains.

by Turtle Dino Boy & Giraffe Girl July 30, 2010

Pre tingle

That moment when your horny and your like a little tingly kinda thing. Like butterflies in your stomach but down on your disco stick, before your erect (obviously, cus it would be 'pre')

*hot chick walks past*
Guy 1 "awww man she's well fit"
Guy 2 I know right, got me a little pre tingle

by Thisismypseudonymnotyours June 05, 2015

pre-paranoid

When someone is preoccupied with how paranoid they will be driving under the influence with the munchies.

guy one: "Dude, your not even listening..."

guy two: "Um.........uh............yeah...........what? Sorry I'm a bit pre-paranoid about driving."

by seezilysoo February 02, 2011

pre-droke

Performing a quick task prior to a droke, usually going to the bathroom or getting a drink.

"Droke?"
"Sure one second, I have to pre-droke."

by Y4NK33 May 04, 2010

pre-scold

when a mother, grandmother, older sibling, or bitchy girlfriend gets on your case before you've actually done something wrong.

"Why do you always have to move around? It's so annoying!"
"I'm not moving, jerk."
"Well, you will soon. I'm just saving time and pre-scolding."
"...."

by Namesarehardtopick August 19, 2008

pre)Thing

pre)Thing was a rock band fronted by founding Crazy Town member Rust Epique. Signed to V2 Records, the group released one demo and one major-label record, which came out after the lead singer's death in 2004.

Wikipedia

pre)Thing was a rock band.

by Musicgeek2074 April 11, 2019

Pre 911

All those wholesome television shows that happened before 9/11/2001.

Becky: "Omg, when Monica off of friends starts talking about Ross and her giving each other wedgies"
Phil: "Oh yeah, that show is definitely Pre 911"

by betterCallButters July 28, 2018