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Picante Pedro

The Mexican cousin of the Hot Carl. While the end results are the same, the ingredients of the two are quite different, and thus these relatives are not to be confused. While the Hot Carl may be composed of any and all food groups, the Picante Pedro is more selective. The only acceptable items are refried beans, tortillas, salsa, guacamole, and rice. It's hard to test the authenticity of one when you are covered in cellophane, so one must take the word of the giver.
Shit, man, all I've eaten in the past three days is Taco Bell. Audrey asked me for a Hot Carl, but I was cocked and loaded for a Picante Pedro. So I delivered, and she got so pissed when I told her it was a Picante P. I told her "Shit, woman. At least I didn't give you a tinted window like Ben suggested."
by David B. Cool October 20, 2004
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Dick Parrot

When your shoulder.becomes a convenient shelf for strangers' genitals on public transportation.
My dick parrot is 2 seconds away from cawing "Polly want a blow job"
by JProulx May 14, 2013
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pedro

(baseball) Refers to Pedro Martinez. His pitching was good enough that baseball players, pundits and other fans need only refer to him by his first name to understand the notoriety behind the name.
Damn, the Braves are facing Pedro tonight.

The Red Sox are sending Curt Schilling to the mound tonight. Pedro will start tomorrow.
by regular September 23, 2008
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pedro

a thick moustache making someone look like Pedro from napoleon dynamite
Have you seen Joel shaws tash. Yea boi manz got a pedro ting goin on init.
by mrcatboidawg July 8, 2011
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san pedro

the ghetto next to palos verdes, really close to wilmington and other unsafe areas of southern cali
-i'm going to san pedro
-lock your doors
by Anonymous October 22, 2003
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Parrot

v. - When a police officer or person overreacts and uses excessive force on an innocent bystander or individual.

ie. a dog, people having a snowball fight, etc.
Wow, did you see that guy go parrot on his girlfriend.

Molly, if you don't stop IM'ing me I am going to go parrot on you.
by FrankieC81 September 23, 2010
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Percolate

The gathering of moisture, particularly in a females nether-region. Additionally, a percolating substance can filter gradually through a surface, such as coffee through a filter, sunlight through clouds, or most commonly vaginal secretion.
She poppin...till she percolate
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