Angelic Montero

god

Angelic Montero is god!

by thecharacterwannie September 12, 2023

Cheers moite

To heartily and zestily thank someone for something

Person 1: I just called Sanjit a monkey for you
Person 2: Cheers moiteeeee

by sanjiterr December 13, 2023

Ky’monte

He is very athletic,attractive,smart he can be calm in alot off situations very loyal caring but if u get on his bad side just watch out because it would be dangerous but he is a cool person to be around

Hey ky’monte how u doing today

by John lawson jr November 20, 2023

Homemade Molten Lava Cake

When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!

Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!

by Mr.NateHiggers February 22, 2024

The Montenegro Squirrel

The Montenegro Squirrel is a sexual act where the male is naked and does a headstand facing the wall while the female attempts to throw a playing card so that it sticks in the males butt crack. Once this is achieved, the male falls backwards causing the card to be jammed into his anus.

The female proceeds to take a dump on the males stomach while performing the reverse cow girl and making squirrel noises

"I did the Montenegro Squirrel with Meriel last night"
"Sick, I was wondering why you were limping"

by Saulman500 May 10, 2024

D'Montez

A super sigma male that has hoes all around him they follow him like cats he so cool and cute everyone who walks near him goes into heat and runs towards him hes so sigma!!

Oh thats the sigma male D'Montez i can feel his aura.

by Dniggatooreal June 13, 2024

ms montero

she is a fucking cunt who works at mater east in miami and nobody likes i want her entire family to rot in hell and for her to get tortured till she on the brink of death then kill her myself

fuck her fuck ms montero

by kabob 1234 December 10, 2024