Goo Morning

Jiz on a chick's face while she's sleeping. When she wakes up, yell "GOO MORNING!!"

This morning I woke my girlfriend up by jizzing on her face and yelling "GOO MORNING!!!"

by Respectlmno34 April 26, 2011

The Mormon Riviera

The Orange Coast. This stretches from Huntington to Dana Point. In particular, Newport Beach during the summer is inundated with a Mormon horde, complete with BYU pop-up tents. Meanwhile, any Mormon girl between 18-25 will post a picture on this stretch of beach in a given summer. After all, that one-piece isn’t going to rake in a Marriott School dude if nobody sees it.

(Australian accent) Like the swallows of Capistrano, these Mormons innately return to the Mormon Riviera each year- to bask, attract a mate, tend to their young, and revive their mommy-blogs. The majesty of these creatures.

by AbradolphLincler June 5, 2018

furtherwhichs'more

a word that makes what you're saying totally believable and undermines the other person's perception of sanity and life itself.

Teacher: I can't accept your child into our school, she scored Zero on her entrance exam...
Parent : what edumfication y'all be givin if y'all so smart in the first place, furtherwhichs'more, how diverse y'all be y'all aint got no dumbs?

by meshynodes October 15, 2018

Memento Mori

latin for “remember death”

Memento mori.

by nlolhere November 16, 2020

No More Room in Hell

A zombie game that will give you a hard time from playing it for the first few days.

Matt: Hey bro, wanna play No More Room in Hell with me?
Peter: I haven't heard that game but okay...

*Few minutes later*

Peter: WTF! Why do I have to hit little kids in this game?
Matt: Just like you will probably beat your future son with a belt if he did something wrong...

by Enclave69 December 4, 2020

Mentally Morning

When you wake up at 3pm and it feels like morning even though it is'nt

hey Jimothy, its evening, why are you having coffee?
Its still mentally morning for me

by TaskFailedSuccessfully November 24, 2022

We should be friends more often

Used when you want to do things that friends do with someone more often. It can be anything.

Person 1: Hey I haven't seen you in a while...
Person 2: I know, we should be friends more often.
Person 1: Yeah
Person 3: Fuck you

by SabazouJSL April 23, 2009